KANNIGE KAANUVA DEVARU PARODY by Ramakrishna Bellur Shivaram

ಗೀತೆ: ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವ ಗುಡ್ಡೆ
ರಚನೆ: ರಾಮಕೃಷ್ಣ ಬೆಳ್ಳೂರ್ ಶಿವರಾಂ
ಮೂಲ ಗೀತೆ: ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವ ದೇವರು ಎಂದರೆ ಅಮ್ಮನು ತಾನೆ (ಚಿತ್ರ:ಯಾರಿವನು)

ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವ ಗುಡ್ಡೆ ಅಂದರೆ ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್ ತಾನೆ
ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…
ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…ನಮ್ ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್
ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವ ಗುಡ್ಡೆ ಅಂದರೆ ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್ ತಾನೆ
ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್ ತಾನೆ

ಗೊತ್ತಿಲ್ಲದಂತೆ ರೋಡಿಗೆ ಬಂದಿತು
ಡೇಂಗಿನ ಸಿರಿಯ ಊರೋರ್ಗೆ ತಂದಿತು(೨)
ಓಡಾಡೋರ್ಗ್ ಅಸೂಯೆ ತುಂಬಿ
ಗಬ್ಬು ನಾಥದ ಸ್ಮೆಲ್ಲು ನೀಡುತ(೨)
ಕಂಡ್ ಕಂಡಲ್ಲೆಲ್ಲಾನು ಹಾರಿ
ರೋಡೆಲ್ಲಾ ಕಸದ್ ಕವರ್ ಹರಡಿತು

ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವ ಗುಡ್ಡೆ ಅಂದರೆ ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್ ತಾನೆ
ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…
ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…ನಮ್ ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್

ರೋಡ್ ತಿಪ್ಪೆ ಸೊಳ್ಳೆಗೆ ಸ್ವರ್ಗದ ಹಾಗೆ
ತಿಪ್ಪೆಯ ಮೇಲೆ ನಲಿಯೋದೆ ಕಾಗೆ (೨)
ಮಂಡೂರ್ ಗೆ ಕಸ ಸಾಕಾಗಿದೆಯಂತೆ
ಕಸದ್ ಡಬ್ಬದೊಳಗೆ ಕಸ ದಬ್ಬ್ ಹಾಕಿ (೨)
ಎಂದೆಂದು ಕಸದ ಕವರನ್ ಹೀಗೆ
ಸೆಗ್ರಿಗೇಟ್ ಮಾಡಿ ಕೊಡ್ತೀವಿ ಮೇಯರ್!

ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವ ಗುಡ್ಡೆ ಅಂದರೆ ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್ ತಾನೆ
ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…
ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…ನಮ್ ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್

***
gIte: kaNNige kaaNuva guDDe
racane: raamakRuShNa beLLUr shivaraaM
mUla gIte: kaNNige kaaNuva dEvaru eMdare ammanu taane (yaarivanu)

kaNNige kaaNuva guDDe aMdare gaarbEj taane
gaarbEj…gaarbEj…
gaarbEj…nam gaarbEj
kaNNige kaaNuva guDDe aMdare gaarbEj taane
gaarbEj taane

gottilladaMte rODige baMditu
DEMgina siriya UrOrge taMditu(2)
ODaaDOrg asUye tuMbi
gabbu naathada smellu nIDuta(2)
kaMD kaMDallellaanu haari
rODellaa kasad kavar haraDitu

kaNNige kaaNuva guDDe aMdare gaarbEj taane
gaarbEj…gaarbEj…
gaarbEj…nam gaarbEj

rOD tippe soLLege swargada haage
tippeya mEle naliyOde kaage (2)
maMDUr ge kasa saakaagideyaMte
kasad DabbadoLage kasa dabb haaki (2)
eMdeMdu kasada kavaran heege
segrigET maaDi koDtIvi mEyar!

kaNNige kaaNuva guDDe aMdare gaarbEj taane
gaarbEj…gaarbEj…
gaarbEj…nam gaarbEj

Why this K(ol)AVERI Problem’mu ree

Song:Why this K(ol)AVERI
Composed & rendition:  Ramakrishna Bellur Shivaram

Yo men.. I am Singing Song..
group Song.. Kop Song..

Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Level Correct..
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Maintain TMC please…
Why This K(ol)AVERI __________ a Ree?

 aaa Distance’lli Neer’u Neer’u
Neeru Color’ru Ligh’tu
Ligh’tu Background Night’tu Night’tu
Night’tu Color’ru Black’ku
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?

White’tu Skin’nu CM’mu CM’mu
CM’mu Heart’tu Black’ku
Both State’su fight’tu fight’tu
Our Future Dark’ku…
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree? 

Jaya Mami, Dam Nodi…
Hange Level Nodi…
Papapa Papapapa Papapa Pa Pa…
Sariyagi nodidra…
Šuper Mami Ready.. Ready 1 2 3 4 TMC…
CM aadmele, What A Change Over Mami…
Ok Mami.. Nøw Life Change’ju… 

Kaili Chomb’bu.. Only Glas’sa…
Hand’all Glass’su
Glass’all Neeru’u
Èyes’su Full’llu Tear’ru
Èmpty Dam’u, Mami Cøme’mu
Life’fu Reverse’su Gear’ru
Løv’vu Løv’vu Thumba Løv’vu
Yakilla huttur mele Lovv’vu
Now’vu Now’vu Thumba Nov’vu
Yakamma ee dovvu
Gød We are Dying Nøw’vu
Šhe Is Happy Høw’vu?
This Šøng’gu Før Kannada Bøys’su
We Døn’t Have Chøice’su 

Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?

SRINIVASA ENNA BITTU PARODY by Ramakrishna Bellur Shivaram

parody composed and sung by: ramakrishna bellur shivaram

bangalore traffic is getting worse day by day
dayyyy
bangalore traffic is getting worse day by day
dayyyy
bangalore traffic
 
30 years ago
lesser vehicles were on the road
therefore there was lesser and lesser accidents
nowadays i have (myself) seen increase in the road rage
that is the main reason for the driver’s and vehicle’s damage
 
30 years ago
people used more of BTS bus
2-wheelers were very few, as was auto & cars
and of course you never saw (teenage) boys doing a wheely
if at all they did and then fell down they would know they made a big folly
 
30 years ago
2 wheelers used only the road
nowadays they also use the pavements next to the road
drivers show scant (no) respect for the young and old pedestrians
but they are humbled in front of a cow or even an equestrian
 
30 years ago
people followed the traffic rules
& they were more disciplined on main roads as well as cross roads
therefore driving was a pleasure in those (good) old days
nowadays rk dreads to drive his bike anyday and everyday

PILLARI GEETHE PARODY by Ramakrishna Bellur Shivaram

[Apologies for the video quality - incidentally this is the first ever video to be posted on RwB]

Parody composed and sung by: ramakrishna bellur shivaram

(lambodara)
india is one nation full of sensation
where ever you see there is commotion

(sri gananatha)
enter any place there is politics
talk to anyone & you will see gimmicks

(siddha charana)
currently there is lot of inflation
rise in prices is the cause of frustration

(sakala vidya)
backward classes want lot of reservation
ladies only want woman’s liberation

***
(kundagaura)
cricket is our common religion
people following it make a huge legion

(mandara)
people are crazy about filmstars
they sit on the tree to see a superstar

(hemakuta)
our prime minister is a mute puppet
only if madam says he will read this couplet

(chandamama)
people are busy buying property
firstly they must learn to make a proper tea

***

(kereya neeranu)
children daily carry heavy bags to the school
some of them don’t study and think it is very cool

(hariya)
kids feel like watching CN-POGO and everything
but parents are strict and say NO to everything!

(sri purandara)
where ever you see there is lot of competition
only if you are lucky you will get recognition

(hariya)
passing an exam is just not the only thing
everyday life is where you must achieve something

***

(padumanabha)
people are only bothered
about money today
honest people are becoming
extinct day-by-day

(viduravandhya)
we see a lot of jams
we read about only scams
if you see Twenty-20
its simply wham bam

(udadinivasa)
terrorism is becoming a common thing
just like hazare sitting and fasting

(yadukulottama)
be it the house or office or parliament
wherever you see woman is dominant

(vibhishana)
national security is posing a big threat
rise in the cyber crimes are posing a bigger threat

(shubhaprada)
but the common man is ignorant of all this
because he still believes ignorance is bliss

(abhinava)
those who heard this and also read it along
will have a great life from rk now its so long!

FB Neneyadantha Narajanmaveke

FB neneyadantha narajanmaveke by Ramakrishna Bellur Shivaram

(Original: Hariya Neneyadantha Narajanmaveke by Sri Purandaradasaru)

FB neneyadantha narajanmaveke
FByalli ‘like’ maadada accountu yeke

wall-post odhadha vipra thaneke
share maadalu ariyada kshatriyaneke
orkutann bidada sanyasi thaneke
aadaravillada invite-u thaneke

(FB neneyadantha narajanmaveke)

satya-shouchavillada wallpostu yeke
nitya-nemavillada comment maadodeke
bhaktili maadada request-u yeke
utthamarillada groupu thaneke

(FB neneyadantha narajanmaveke)

matha-pitara poreyada account yeke
maathu kelada soseya ‘like’ maadodeke
nithi-nemavillada wallpostu yeke
‘like’ baradiddakke kopavaveke

‘unlike’ maadi hoguva makkaleke
thilidu commentu maadada guruveke
nalinanabhasri ramakrishna bellurina
mooruthiya nodada accountu yeke

(FB neneyadantha narajanmaveke)

***

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Karnataka’s Thaapatraya

One plus Two is equal to THREE
DG plus 2 sons are the deadly THREE

During elections the THREE Cha3s
it seems, must be careful of STHREE

Ivarige matthe vote haakidre
khanditha neev Sa3

Anisuthide… ‘Anuku Geethe’

Scene: Designer is working late in office. Monday evening. Raining outside. Office is really far away from home. Office bus sigodhu doubt. So the Designer will sing this song: Anuku version of ANISUTHIDE…

anisutide yaako indu
autogalu barodillavendu
kelasada lokadinda
manege yaavaga hoguvudendu
ayyo entha sankata yaatane
nillu auto omme nann mundhe haage summane

|| anisutide yaako indu ||

3-wheelerna traffikku sooside
seeme enne parimala
bussalli hodare nanage standingina thalamala
senior designerru rajaa haakida
Monday-ya mogavanu kanda kshana
naa khaidi office-e seremane
ninthu nanna koorisko omme auto summane

|| anisutide yaako indu ||

client-ina briefali aadada matina kahi ide
mail-ina putadali kevala avanade sahi ide
customerru thilisada software hesara
designer-ge naane korediruve
client-gunte idara kalpane
nillu auto koorisko omme haage summane

anisutide yaako indu
autogalu barodillavendu
kelasada lokadinda
manege yaavaga hoguvudendu
ayyo entha sankata yaatane
nillu auto omme nanna mundhe haage summane

– bellur

Other Anuku Geethes:

• Anuku Geethe dedicated to CTR fans
• Anuku Geethe dedicated to Prof. Shruthi

Anuku Geethe dedicated to CTR fans

naniruvude nimagagi,
CTR iruvude namagagi
benne beke, plain beke (2)
thinniri ella hayagi (2)

naniruvude nimagagi

onde hotelina fan-galu naavu
sodararanthe naavella
nimmodanindu naanu thindu (2)
Coffee innu aarilla
bharavase needuve indu
naa nimmodaniruvenu endu (2)
thayiya aane Seekal Doseyannendu muttolla

naaniruvude nimagagi…

saavira janumada punyavo yeno
naa ee hotlali kulithiruve
thapasina phalavo hiriyara varavo (2)
Benne Doseya thinthiruve
Nonagala badidodisuva
ee bayakege bidugade tharuva
Thindi potara soukhyava taralu
‘Bill’anne koduve

naaniruvude nimagagi…

— bellur

Related link: Delectable Dosas

Anuku Geethe dedicated to Prof. Shruthi

Background: Sometime in October-November 2006, fellow blogger Prof. Shruthi was not to be seen for a few days in the blog world. That was when the below Anuku Geethe was composed.

Kaanadanthe maayavaadaru: Anuku Geethe dedicated to Shruthi (penned by yours truly on November 9, 2006 based on the song ‘Kaanadanthe maayavadanu’ from the film “Chalisuva Modagalu”. Please read this song with the original playing in the background.)

kaanadante maayavadaru
namma shruthi
maneyolage serikondaru
koduvudannu kottu
biduvudannu bittu
NEWS kotti odi hodaru
dinn dinn dinn dinn dinn dinn
kaanadante maayavadaru
namma shruthi
maneyolage serikondaru

(mouth-organ music)

nycthemeron
mele ittaru
namma shruthi
metroblogging
kelege bittaru (2)
naduve ee groupannu
doniyanthe thelibittu

kaanadante maayavadaru
namma shruthi
maneyolage serikondaru

(music)

postigendhu andhakottaru
namma shruthi
commentsnalli aase ittaru
reader-reader serikondu
discussionnu maaduvaga

kaanadante (pause) shruthi
kaanadante maayavadaru
namma shruthi
maneyolage serikondaru

(mouth-organ music)

office kelasa patni-littaru
namma shruthi
rest kelasa manelittaru
olle olle postu kottu
comment maado buddhi kottu

kaanadante maayavadaru
namma shruthi
blog olage serikondaru

(music)

katthalalli suddhi ittaru
namma shruthi
recent aagi GOOD NEWS kottaru
“professor yelli” yendu thaleya
chacchi kollirendu heli

kaanadante (pause) shruthi
kaanadante maayavadaru
namma shruthi
maneyolage serikondaru
koduvudannu kottu
biduvudannu bittu
NEWS kotti odi hodaru
haaaa
lalalalalalala laaaaa
lalalala la laa la laalallala

- bellur