KANNIGE KAANUVA DEVARU PARODY by Ramakrishna Bellur Shivaram

ಗೀತೆ: ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವ ಗುಡ್ಡೆ
ರಚನೆ: ರಾಮಕೃಷ್ಣ ಬೆಳ್ಳೂರ್ ಶಿವರಾಂ
ಮೂಲ ಗೀತೆ: ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವ ದೇವರು ಎಂದರೆ ಅಮ್ಮನು ತಾನೆ (ಚಿತ್ರ:ಯಾರಿವನು)

ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವ ಗುಡ್ಡೆ ಅಂದರೆ ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್ ತಾನೆ
ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…
ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…ನಮ್ ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್
ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವ ಗುಡ್ಡೆ ಅಂದರೆ ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್ ತಾನೆ
ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್ ತಾನೆ

ಗೊತ್ತಿಲ್ಲದಂತೆ ರೋಡಿಗೆ ಬಂದಿತು
ಡೇಂಗಿನ ಸಿರಿಯ ಊರೋರ್ಗೆ ತಂದಿತು(೨)
ಓಡಾಡೋರ್ಗ್ ಅಸೂಯೆ ತುಂಬಿ
ಗಬ್ಬು ನಾಥದ ಸ್ಮೆಲ್ಲು ನೀಡುತ(೨)
ಕಂಡ್ ಕಂಡಲ್ಲೆಲ್ಲಾನು ಹಾರಿ
ರೋಡೆಲ್ಲಾ ಕಸದ್ ಕವರ್ ಹರಡಿತು

ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವ ಗುಡ್ಡೆ ಅಂದರೆ ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್ ತಾನೆ
ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…
ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…ನಮ್ ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್

ರೋಡ್ ತಿಪ್ಪೆ ಸೊಳ್ಳೆಗೆ ಸ್ವರ್ಗದ ಹಾಗೆ
ತಿಪ್ಪೆಯ ಮೇಲೆ ನಲಿಯೋದೆ ಕಾಗೆ (೨)
ಮಂಡೂರ್ ಗೆ ಕಸ ಸಾಕಾಗಿದೆಯಂತೆ
ಕಸದ್ ಡಬ್ಬದೊಳಗೆ ಕಸ ದಬ್ಬ್ ಹಾಕಿ (೨)
ಎಂದೆಂದು ಕಸದ ಕವರನ್ ಹೀಗೆ
ಸೆಗ್ರಿಗೇಟ್ ಮಾಡಿ ಕೊಡ್ತೀವಿ ಮೇಯರ್!

ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವ ಗುಡ್ಡೆ ಅಂದರೆ ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್ ತಾನೆ
ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…
ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್…ನಮ್ ಗಾರ್ಬೇಜ್

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gIte: kaNNige kaaNuva guDDe
racane: raamakRuShNa beLLUr shivaraaM
mUla gIte: kaNNige kaaNuva dEvaru eMdare ammanu taane (yaarivanu)

kaNNige kaaNuva guDDe aMdare gaarbEj taane
gaarbEj…gaarbEj…
gaarbEj…nam gaarbEj
kaNNige kaaNuva guDDe aMdare gaarbEj taane
gaarbEj taane

gottilladaMte rODige baMditu
DEMgina siriya UrOrge taMditu(2)
ODaaDOrg asUye tuMbi
gabbu naathada smellu nIDuta(2)
kaMD kaMDallellaanu haari
rODellaa kasad kavar haraDitu

kaNNige kaaNuva guDDe aMdare gaarbEj taane
gaarbEj…gaarbEj…
gaarbEj…nam gaarbEj

rOD tippe soLLege swargada haage
tippeya mEle naliyOde kaage (2)
maMDUr ge kasa saakaagideyaMte
kasad DabbadoLage kasa dabb haaki (2)
eMdeMdu kasada kavaran heege
segrigET maaDi koDtIvi mEyar!

kaNNige kaaNuva guDDe aMdare gaarbEj taane
gaarbEj…gaarbEj…
gaarbEj…nam gaarbEj

Why this K(ol)AVERI Problem’mu ree

Song:Why this K(ol)AVERI
Composed & rendition:  Ramakrishna Bellur Shivaram

Yo men.. I am Singing Song..
group Song.. Kop Song..

Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Level Correct..
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Maintain TMC please…
Why This K(ol)AVERI __________ a Ree?

 aaa Distance’lli Neer’u Neer’u
Neeru Color’ru Ligh’tu
Ligh’tu Background Night’tu Night’tu
Night’tu Color’ru Black’ku
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?

White’tu Skin’nu CM’mu CM’mu
CM’mu Heart’tu Black’ku
Both State’su fight’tu fight’tu
Our Future Dark’ku…
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree? 

Jaya Mami, Dam Nodi…
Hange Level Nodi…
Papapa Papapapa Papapa Pa Pa…
Sariyagi nodidra…
Šuper Mami Ready.. Ready 1 2 3 4 TMC…
CM aadmele, What A Change Over Mami…
Ok Mami.. Nøw Life Change’ju… 

Kaili Chomb’bu.. Only Glas’sa…
Hand’all Glass’su
Glass’all Neeru’u
Èyes’su Full’llu Tear’ru
Èmpty Dam’u, Mami Cøme’mu
Life’fu Reverse’su Gear’ru
Løv’vu Løv’vu Thumba Løv’vu
Yakilla huttur mele Lovv’vu
Now’vu Now’vu Thumba Nov’vu
Yakamma ee dovvu
Gød We are Dying Nøw’vu
Šhe Is Happy Høw’vu?
This Šøng’gu Før Kannada Bøys’su
We Døn’t Have Chøice’su 

Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?
Why This K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI Ree?

SRINIVASA ENNA BITTU PARODY by Ramakrishna Bellur Shivaram

parody composed and sung by: ramakrishna bellur shivaram

bangalore traffic is getting worse day by day
dayyyy
bangalore traffic is getting worse day by day
dayyyy
bangalore traffic
 
30 years ago
lesser vehicles were on the road
therefore there was lesser and lesser accidents
nowadays i have (myself) seen increase in the road rage
that is the main reason for the driver’s and vehicle’s damage
 
30 years ago
people used more of BTS bus
2-wheelers were very few, as was auto & cars
and of course you never saw (teenage) boys doing a wheely
if at all they did and then fell down they would know they made a big folly
 
30 years ago
2 wheelers used only the road
nowadays they also use the pavements next to the road
drivers show scant (no) respect for the young and old pedestrians
but they are humbled in front of a cow or even an equestrian
 
30 years ago
people followed the traffic rules
& they were more disciplined on main roads as well as cross roads
therefore driving was a pleasure in those (good) old days
nowadays rk dreads to drive his bike anyday and everyday

FB Neneyadantha Narajanmaveke

FB neneyadantha narajanmaveke by Ramakrishna Bellur Shivaram

(Original: Hariya Neneyadantha Narajanmaveke by Sri Purandaradasaru)

FB neneyadantha narajanmaveke
FByalli ‘like’ maadada accountu yeke

wall-post odhadha vipra thaneke
share maadalu ariyada kshatriyaneke
orkutann bidada sanyasi thaneke
aadaravillada invite-u thaneke

(FB neneyadantha narajanmaveke)

satya-shouchavillada wallpostu yeke
nitya-nemavillada comment maadodeke
bhaktili maadada request-u yeke
utthamarillada groupu thaneke

(FB neneyadantha narajanmaveke)

matha-pitara poreyada account yeke
maathu kelada soseya ‘like’ maadodeke
nithi-nemavillada wallpostu yeke
‘like’ baradiddakke kopavaveke

‘unlike’ maadi hoguva makkaleke
thilidu commentu maadada guruveke
nalinanabhasri ramakrishna bellurina
mooruthiya nodada accountu yeke

(FB neneyadantha narajanmaveke)

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Satyam to ‘Asatyam’

Design: RK

Satyam (Sanskrit). ‘Truth’.

Truly, it can’t get more ironical than this.

Raju and the Number 7:
• Ramalinga Raju was born on 16 = 1+6 = 7
• Raju founded Satyam in 1987:  1+9+8+7 = 25 = 2+5 = 7
• Received the Lifetime Achievement Award, given by Hyderabad Management Association (HMA) in 2005: Adds up to 7 again
• Raju invloved in a Rs.7000 cr fraud: Again the number 7
• The crisis in Satyam was triggered by the management’s aborted bid to acquire Maytas Properties and Maytas Infra for $1.6 billon: 1+6=7
• Raju overstated Satyam’s September 2008 quarterly profits by 97%: 9+7=16= 1+6=7
• On Dec. 16, when Raju announced the company would spend $1.6 billion to buy two infrastructure companies run by this sons, only to reverse the decision a few hours later under shareholder pressure: 1+6=7
• Raju confessed on the 7th
• Raju confesses of an accrued interest of Rs 376 crore (which is non-existent): 3+7+6 = 16 = 1+6= 7
• News of the scandal sent the Sensex index down 7 percent on Wednesday (Jan.7)
• Raju can get a 7-yr jail term
• His spouse has 7 letters in her name (Nandini)

Updates:

The number 7 is still not leaving Raju – According to rediff news,

• A Hyderabad court on Monday deferred till January 16 (1+6= 7) hearing on bail applications filed by Satyam’s three disgraced executives including Ramalinga Raju, as also market regulator Sebi’s plea for quizzing Raju
• Raju’s lawyer Bharat Kumar told reporters, that a team of 25 (2+5= 7) lawyers has been put together to defend Raju and others

According to TOI (13.1.2009 = 7)
• Raju confesses he was cooking books for 7 yrs

According to Mint (23.1.2009)
• Raju inflated Satyam’s staff strength 25%: prosecutor - (2+5 = 7)

According to ET (07.1.2009)
• CLSA cuts Satyam’s price target to Rs 25 – (2+5 = 7)

According to ET (22.1.2009)
• Lenders now hold 25% in Maytas - (2+5 = 7)

According to BusinessLine (23.1.2009)
• Satyam effect: 70 firms report director exit - (7+0= 7)

•• Interestingly, MAYTAS is SATYAM spelt reverse
•• The name ‘Satyam’ has been kept after Raju’s father, Satyanarayan Raju

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A few questions from a layman:

1. What made Raju confess now?
2. Should we believe the contents in the confession letter?
3. Were the auditors so dumb that they never smelt anything fishy?
["Satyam" can be rearranged to make the word "Matsya" - which means "fish"]
4. How many are involved in the fraud?
5. What will happen to the employees?

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• The Satyam fiasco [Rediff]
• Text of Mr Ramalinga Raju’s statement [Business Line]

Buddhivantha spoof

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