Random Jottings on Facebook – 1

March 7, 2013

I feel Telugu speaking people think twice nowadays before saying TOMORROW in their language!

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i can tell you by experience, sisters are more concerned about their siblings. That’s the reason, they call even a company a SISTER CONCERN…not BROTHER CONCERN!

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A: Hi Buddy !
B: Hi Maga !
C: A+B !

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Had a refreshing dream early in the morning. I saw VENKATAPATHY RAJU coming in as an OPENING BATSMAN! And he was in WHITES!

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For some of us, yelli OC sikkidru OK. For Pak soldiers, LOC sikkidre OK!

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Ajji: BEER aaytha?

Aunty: Innu swalpa ide!

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ನಾವು ರೇಶನ್ ಅಂಗಡಿಗೆ ಅಲೆದಲೆದು ಬೆಳೆದವು ಅಂದು
ಕೇಳುವರು ಈಗಿನವರು “ರೇಶನ್ ಅಂಗಡಿ ಅಂದರೆ” ಏನೆಂದು
ಇದನ್ನ ಜನರೆಲ್ಲರೂ ಕರೆಯುತ್ತಾರೆ ಜನ-ರೇಶನ್ ಗ್ಯಾಪ್ ಎಂದು!

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HELL IS UNDER RENOVATION.
Because humans have got used to the tortures given in Hell.
Just like mosquitoes have got used to Odomos & Good Knight.
Hell is getting new and improved torturing devices.
Until then, all those supposed to enter Hell are being reborn as Mobile phones.

PS: This is a stop-gap arrangement.

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When I hear an ambulance speeding on the road with the siren sound, I feel it is the patient inside shouting: now-novvu-now-novvu-now-novvu. Sometimes, the Yamakinkaras are trying to take the patient away. That is when the ambulance siren sound resembles a loud NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!

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4 Responses to “Random Jottings on Facebook – 1”

  1. h.s.gopinath Says:

    Hi, my school SRI MUSIC SCHOOL (FOR TABLA) is conducting TABLA CLASSES and SUMMER CAMP at ISRO LAYOUT (NEXT TO KUMARASWAMY LAYOUT) and MALLESWARAM (EAST PARK ROAD) commencing from April 2013. For more details Interested can contact me on mobile 9845489179 or mail me at hsgnath@gmail.com.


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  3. Ajji: ellelli beer bitbande ?
    Grandson: friends uu matte nentra manelellaa…


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