Random Jottings on Facebook – 2

March 7, 2013

Ajji tells to her newly married granddaughter: So many News channels. Most of the time we hear bad news. No ‘Good News’ anywhere.

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SC to Karnataka: Release 2.44 TMC water to TN

TMC andre Tambige Madike Chombu?!

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Behind most successful love stories, there is a PAATI!

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madhye madhye, POPE-dosha prayashchittartham, naamtraya japankarishye… :p

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Rightly chosen! Shikar is The One!

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Life goes on in spite of Bharath Bandh.
But life WILL be paralysed if there is a Facebook Bandh.

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ಸೊಳ್ಳೆ ೧: ಯಾಕೋ ಮಾಲ್ ಒಳಗೆ ಸಲೀಸಾಗಿ ಹೋಗಕ್ಕೆ ಆಗ್ತಿಲ್ಲ ಇವತ್ತು.
ಸೊಳ್ಳೆ ೨: ಸೊಳ್ಳೆ ಪರ್ದೆ ಹಾಕಿದಾರೆ…ಹುಷಾರು!

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just realised the meaning of an old kannada song today:
meaning : is it a bandh, kindarijogi?
song: bandh-aa bandh-aa bandh-aa bandh-aa kindarijogi

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How much ever you play today, the score will read: LOVE ALL! (on val. day)

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The 30-mins IQL, hosted by Gaurav Kapoor, is refreshing.

PS: If at all IQL is held in the rural areas of Karnataka, we can call it “halli I-QLu”.

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ಈ ಚಿತ್ರದಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು ಒಸ ಪ್ರಯಾಗ ಮಾಡಿದೀವಿ.
[ಚಿತ್ರಕ್ಕೆ ಪ್ರಯಾಗದ ಸೆಟ್ ಹಾಕಿದ ಕಲಾ ನಿರ್ದೇಶಕ ಹೀಗೆ ಹೇಳಬಹುದು!]

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‘Kai Po Che’ had lots of Tamilians on the first day of its release. They thought it was a film about someone losing a hand.

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‘Myna’ sequel-ge title suggestion: Yours-aa?

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ನಮ್ಮ ಮನೆ ಕಿಟಕಿಯಿಂದ ಕಾವೇರಿ ಹರಿಯೋದು ಸಲೀಸಾಗಿ ನೋಡಬಹುದು. She is tearing paper.

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We all know Vidya Balan can do a pretty good job as MS. I am curious to see who will play the equally important roles of Sadasivam and GNB!

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ಪಕ್ಕದ ಮನೆ ತಾತ ಫೋನಲ್ಲಿ: ಮನೇಲಿ ಶಾಂತಿ ಇಲ್ಲ. ಶಾಂತಿ ಇಲ್ಲ ಮನೇಲಿ. ಹೂಂ… ನಿಜವಾಗ್ಲೂ ಮನೇಲಿ ಶಾಂತಿ ಇಲ್ಲ.

[ವಿ.ಸೂ. ಶಾಂತಿ ಅವರ ಪತ್ನಿ.]

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Ajji was thrilled to know that the GOD PARTICLE has been found.
She asked her grandson: Saaligraama-nu sigtanteno?

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I was chatting with an elderly person in my locality. While leaving, I asked him if he saw ‘Life of Pi’. He in turn asked his wife in chaste Konkani: “Is it about Ananth Pai?”

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We usually say: Radha-gidha, Manju-ginju, Ramesha-gimesha, Asha-gisha…. but for names like Geetha, Gireesha, Girija, Giri… it feels odd to say the same word twice, alwa!?

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The ORIGIN!
(say the below lines really fast and aloud)
what’s the key to the wrong one?
whatz the key 2the wrong ‘un?
watzkey2_rong-an
Vasuki Raghavan
the last one really zips fast across!

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Every year during May-June, school textbooks are the bestsellers – ‘fiction’ category.

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“ಗೇಟಿನ ಮುಂದೆ ವಾಹನ ನಿಲ್ಲಿಸಬೇಡಿ” ಅಂತ ಬೋರ್ಡ್ ನೇತು ಹಾಕಿ, ಆ ಮನೆ ಓನರ್ಗಳೆ ಗೇಟಿನ ಮುಂದೆ ವಾಹನ ನಿಲ್ಲಿಸ್ತಾರೆ! ಎಂಥಾ ಲೋಕವಯ್ಯ!

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ನಮ್ ರೋಡ್ ಗುಡಿಸೋ ಲಲಿತಮ್ಮ ಪರಕೆ ಹಿಡಿಕೊಂಡು ಓಡಾಡೋ ವೈಖರಿ ಸೇಮ್ ಬ್ಯಾಟ್ಸ್ ಮನ್ ಶತಕ ಬಾರಿಸಿ ಬ್ಯಾಟ್ ಎತ್ತುವುದನ್ನು ಹೋಲುತ್ತದೆ!

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In Kannada naad, if it is NAMMA Metro
will it be AMMA Metro in the neighbouring naad?

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ಹದಿನೆಂಟು-ಇಪ್ಪತ್ತರಲ್ಲಿ ’ಸೈಟ್’ ಹೊಡೀತೀವಿ
ಮೂವತ್ತು-ನಲವತ್ತರ ’ಸೈಟ್’ ಮಾಡ್ತೀವಿ
ಆರಡಿ ಮೂರಡಿ ಸೈಟಲ್ಲಿ ಸೆಟ್ಲಾಗ್ತೀವಿ.

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One thing that every generation of cricket playing kids here have inherited is saying ‘REALS’ after 3-4 TRIALS!

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Time, Tide…(& Two-wheeler riders in Bangalore) wait for none.😦

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