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February 9, 2020
ಪಿತೃ ಪಕ್ಷ ಮತ್ತು ವ್ಯಾಲೆಂಟೈನ್ ಡೇ
ಕರ್ತೃ : ರಾಮಕೃಷ್ಣ ಬೆಳ್ಳೂರು
೧) ಒಂದೆಡೆ ವಿ-ಡೇ. ಇನ್ನೊಂದೆಡೆ ವಡೆ.
೨) ಎರಡರಲ್ಲೂ ಪಕ್ಷಿಗಳಿಗೆ ಮಹತ್ವ. ಕಾಗೆ. ಡವ್.
೩) ವಾರವೆಲ್ಲ ಆಚರಿಸಿ ೧೪ಕ್ಕೆ ಅದು ಮುಗಿದ್ರೆ, ೧೪ ದಿವಸದಲ್ಲಿ ಯಾವತ್ತಾದ್ರೂ ಇದನ್ನ ಮಾಡಬಹುದು.
೪) ಭಕ್ಷ್ಯಗಳನ್ನ ಕರಿದು (ವಡೆ, ಸಜ್ಜಪ್ಪ) ಪಿತೃಗಳಿಗೆ ಕೊಡ್ತೀವಿ. ವ್ಯಾಲೆಂಟೈನ್-ನ ಕರೆದು ಭಕ್ಷ್ಯಗಳನ್ನು (ಐಸ್ ಕ್ರೀಮ್, ಚಾಕಲೇಟ್ ಇತ್ಯಾದಿ) ಕೊಡ್ತೀವಿ.
೫) ಅಲ್ಲಿ FUNERAL ಆಗಿರ್ಬೇಕು. ಇಲ್ಲಿ FUN REAL ಆಗಿರ್ಬೇಕು.
೬) ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಹುಡ್ಗ ಹುಡುಗಿ ಒಬರಿಗೊಬ್ರು ಕಾಳು ಹಾಕ್ಕೋತಾರೆ. ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಬರೀ ಅಕ್ಕಿ ಕಾಳೆ.
೭) ಅಲ್ಲಿ stuffed item ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಸಜ್ಜಪ್ಪ ಇತ್ಯಾದಿ. ಇಲ್ಲಿ stuffed item ಅಂದ್ರೆ soft toys ಇತ್ಯಾದಿ.
೮) ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಬೇರು. ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಟೆಡ್ಡಿ ಬೇರು.
೯) ಅದು ಆದಿ ಕಾಲದಿಂದಲೂ ನಡೆದುಕೊಂಡು ಬರ್ತಿರೋ ಕರ್ಮ. ಇದು ಈ ನಡುವೆ ಶುರು ಆಗಿರೋ ಕರ್ಮ.
೧೦) ಪಿತೃ ಪಕ್ಷ ಆಗಲಿ, ವ್ಯಾಲೆಂಟೈನ್ಸ್ ಡೇ ಆಗಲಿ, ಕಾಗೆ ಹಾರಿಸಬಾರ್ದು.
೧೧) ಅಲ್ಲಿ ರವೇ undae. ಇಲ್ಲಿ any sundae
೧೨) ಪಿತೃಗಳಿಗೆ ಅರ್ಘ್ಯ. ವ್ಯಾಲೆಂಟೈನ್ ಸಿಕ್ರೆ, ಅನರ್ಘ್ಯ!
೧೩) ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಪವಿತ್ರ (ದರ್ಬೆ) ಇರ್ಬೇಕು, ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಪವಿತ್ರವಾಗಿರ್ಬೇಕು.
೧೪) ಅಲ್ಲಿ ತಿಲದಾನ ಉತ್ತಮ. ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಸಮಾಧಾನ ಉತ್ತಮ.
ಸಂತ ವಾಲೆಂಟೈನ್ ಮತ್ತು ಪಿತೃಗಳ ಆಶೀರ್ವಾದ ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ಲಭಿಸಲಿ!
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Tags: ಪಿತೃ ಪಕ್ಷ, ವ್ಯಾಲೆಂಟೈನ್ ಡೇ, Pitru Paksha, Valentine's Day
November 6, 2019
ಕೆಲವರಿಗೆ ಊಟಕ್ಕೆ ಕೇವಲ ತಿಳಿ ಸಾರು ಇದ್ದರೆ ಸಾಕು, ಬೇರೆ ಏನು ಬೇಡ.
ತಿಳಿ ಸಾರೆಂದರೆ ಅಷ್ಟು ಪ್ರೀತಿ. ತಿಳಿ ಸಾರಿನ ಪ್ರಿಯರಿಗೆ ಹೆಮ್ಮೆ ತರುವ ವಿಷಯ ಅಂದರೆ :
ಕರ್ನಾಟಕದಲ್ಲಿ ತಿಳಿ ಸಾರಿಗೆಂದೇ ಇರುವ ಏಕೈಕ ಸಂಸ್ಥೆ : ಕರ್ನಾಟಕ ಸಾರಿಗೆ!
ತಿಳಿ ಸಾರು ಅಂತ ಹೇಳೋರೆ ಕಮ್ಮಿ ಈ ದಿನಗಳಲ್ಲಿ…ರಸಂ, ರಸಂ ಅಂತಾನೆ ಹೇಳೋರು ಹೆಚ್ಚು.
Simplicity is the best ಎಂಬ ತಿಳುವಳಿಕೆ ಸಾರುವುದೇ ತಿಳಿ ಸಾರು !
ಏನೇ ಭಕ್ಷ್ಯ ಭೋಜ್ಯ ತಿಂದರೂ, ಯಾವುದೇ ಹೋಟೆಲಲ್ಲಿ ತಿಂದರೂ,
ಅಮ್ಮ ಮಾಡಿದ ತಿಳಿ ಸಾರಿನ ಮುಂದೆ ಏನೂ ಇಲ್ಲ ಎಂದು ತಿಳಿ ಹೇಳುವುದು ‘ತಿಳಿ ಸಾರು’!
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Tags: karnataka saarige, ksrtc, rasam, tili saaru
July 31, 2019
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KAAPI NIRVANA
by Ramki Bellur
they believed that
a lot can happen over coffee
inside and outside the CCD
everyone will now realise
Devil’s Own can give
something that is not Perfect
an Eye-Opener Espresso
with a cup of Dark Frappe
Intensify With Sea Buckthorn
in an Inverted Cappuccino
as the Kaapi Nirvana
serves a hot Wakecup call
fate took him
as there are a few
Rush Hour Deals That Cannot Be Missed
when the Coffee Maker
loses the Zest and
runs out from the hangout
into the Dark Forest yield
it means
something unnatural is brewing
when the rich and aromatic life
is stifled out with a Charge like this
it is taxing and not an instant coffee
when HE handpicks us and
sends us here
we are bound to be roasted and ground
and for best results HE uses a Plunger to brew us
you need to be the strong coffee
with an extra dose of chicory
to jump start every morning
You need to have the great gift
to get your friends out of their beds.
but who imagined he would jump
and get us out of our beds with this ?
and that he would plunge out of the brew
into the eye of the river?
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Tags: Cafe Coffee Day, Cafe Coffee Day Founder, CCD, CCD menu, Kaapi Nirvana, Netravathi River, VG Siddhartha
January 14, 2018
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Literary Harvest
by Ramki Bellur
With his Kwik Gun and Wrong ‘un
Literary farmer Baradwaj Rangan
is here with his new harvest
his Reviews are top draw, always the best.
To relish the word’s worth see no further than Baddy
His interviews are as green as paddy
Just as the earth waits for the clouds to drop down as rain
We await BR’s books, which is as sweet as sugarcane.
We are awaiting a bounty from this wordsmith
who busts several well known film’s myth
Ask BR for a Bitty Rumination
Who are his fans? We the nation.
Similar to Pongal, we wait for Brangan
to spread warmth and illuminationwith his writing
He adds passion of Rice with literary milk and humour jaggery
A visit to BR’s blog helps us forget life’s vagary
Pongalo Pongal!
Rangano Rangan!
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Tags: Ask BR, Baddy, Baradwaj Rangan, Bitty Rumination, BR, Brangan, Literary Harvest, Pongal, Pongalo Pongal, Quick Gun Rangan, Rangano Rangan
January 2, 2018
Hope this team can turn it into India vs ಸೋತ್ Africa.
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Remember this?!
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ಅದೇನೋ ಹೇಳ್ತಾರಲ್ಲ….ಬಾಯ್ಬಿಟ್ರೆ…
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Kannappa > Padmavati!
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What’s common betw. storywriters and builders?
Both build stories/storeys on plots.
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Have we opTED for this?!
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He is a master of shadow play!
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Change is the only constant!
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Exam ಬಂದ್ರೆ ಪದ್ಮನ್ ಮನೆ!
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Racing with the first full moon on the first day of the year.
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Doll in the Bigg Boss house!
#nivedithagowda #BBK5 #ColorsSuper
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May this year be a memorable one! Have a Fantastic 2018!
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Read a book. Expand your mind.
Sense of humor is an essential life skill.
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He is the first one to greet you during new year and festivals. Who?
Wish ಕಂಠಯ್ಯ.
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ಏನಮ್ಮ ನ್ಯೂ ಇಯರ್ ರೆಸಲ್ಯೂಶನ್ನು?
ಏನಿಲಮ್ಮ.
ಯಾಕಮ್ಮ?
ಗಾಡಿ ಓಡಿಸ್ಬೇಕಾದ್ರೇನೇ ಲೆಫ್ಟು ರೈಟು ಇಂಡಿಕೇಟರ್ ಹಾಕಿ ಕಮಿಟ್ಟಾಗಲ್ಲ…ಇನ್ನು…
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HNY (Happy New Year), for those who celebrate.
HNY (Hosvarsha Namgella Yugadi) for others.
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Waiting for the New Year!?
Noisy neighbours?
ನೆರೆ ಹೊರೆ.
2018 = SO SO.
Starts and ends on ಸೋಮವಾರ.
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Vidarbha did a miracle in Ranji.
TN is wanting a miracle by Rajni.
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He was born in Porbandar. But he is symbolised by three bandar.
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Uttarayana begins with Sankranti.
Because exams starts soon after.
And writing answers in exams is a Ramayana, hence it is called Uttarayana.
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Tags: 2018, akshay kumar, anant ambani, apana mudra, baba symbol, bedara kannappa, bigg boss house, bigg boss kannada 5, book reading, colors super kannada, Cricket, full moon, hand shadow, HNY, India, New Year, New Year Resolution, niveditha gowda, pad man, padmavat, padmavati, Rajinikanth, Rajni, rajni baba movie, Rambling with Bellur on Facebook, ranji vidarbha, Rwb FB page, Selfie, shadow play, South Africa
December 25, 2017
Difference betw. we commoners and Santa? We say “Oho ho” while he says “Hohoho”!
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Using Nirukta (etymological derivation) we can interpret ‘Santa Claus’ as ‘शान्त क्लोश’, who brings world peace, gifts and happiness, and who pacifies the crying!
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What is common between Ganesha and Jesus? During their bday, we utter their Mom’s name first.
Happy Gowri Ganesha !
‘Merry (Mary)’ Christmas !
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Which Dr.Raj’s film will be read differently during X-mas?
SANTA Tukaram.
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HBD SantAtal !
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Tags: Christmas, etymological derivation, Gowri Ganesha, Merry Christmas, Nirukta, Reindeer, Santa, Santa Claus, Santa Tukaram, world peace, X-mas, Xmas
June 28, 2017
Is your coffee Namma Metro compliant?
Pic. courtesy Susheel Sandeep M
Posted in Art, Bangalore, Food, Humour, Kannada, Logo, Namma Metro, Rangoli, Thamashe Treats | Leave a Comment »
Tags: Filter Coffee, Hotel Dwaraka, Hotel Dwarka, Logo, Namma Metro, Susheel Sandeep
