Some of my friends talk only about EMIRATES, and some about E.M.I. RATES!
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Vimal Pan Masala has this front full page long strip ad today in TOI. At the bottom, there is this line: CHEWING OF PAN MASALA IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH. NOT FOR MINORS.
That last line really makes you feel “For minors, it is not injurious!”
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Yesterday,
Grandma wanted Aastha,
Grandkids wanted Pasta,
Mom made onion-less Naasta
and
Dad drove on a jam-free Raasta
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pun-inda aago olle panchaythi
punch aadmelu punch-e nad-daithi !
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Most of the time, people tell me: Ram, sing!
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Yesterday, my son taught me the spelling of HOPELESS: HO+
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Don’t be surprised to hear unnecessary honking today. Remember, yesterday was NO HONKING MONDAY.
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ಗುಂಡನ ಲೇಟೆಸ್ಟ್ ಡೌಟು: ‘Gourmet’ಗೂ ಗೋಮೇ-ಗೂ ಸಂಬಂಧ ಉಂಟಾ?
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ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನಕ್ಕೆ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಹೋಗೋರನ್ನ ಏನಂತ ಕರೀತಾರೆ?
ದಿ ಗುಡಿ-ಗುಡಿ ಟೈಪ್ಸ್!
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In school, our seniors advised us thus: NEVER agree for an OPEN BOOK TEST (especially by Iyer Sir). If you think that the answer is in the book and the test is all about how fast you can find the answer, and copy it to the answer sheet, you are completely wrong!
I am thankful to god that I am done with school. At least once a fortnight, I get exam nightmares where I enter the class and the exam is about to begin, and I find out that I have prepared for a completely different subject.
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ಈ ನಡುವೆ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಅನರ್ಥಗಳು ನಡೀತಿರೋದು ಏಕೆ ಗೊತ್ತಾ?
ಪ್ರಪಂಚದಲ್ಲೆಡೆ ಎಂದೋ ಒಂದು ಘಂಟೆ ಅರ್ಥ್ ಅವರ್. ಉಳಿದ ಇಪ್ಪತ್ಮೂರು ಘಂಟೆ ಅನರ್ಥವಾದ ಅವರ್.
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ನಿಮ್ಗಿಲ್ಲ… ನಮ್ಗಿದೆ ಮೀಟ್ರು!
ಅಂತ ತೋರಿಸ್ಕೊಳಕ್ಕೋಸ್ಕ್ರ ಆಟೋ ಡ್ರೈವರ್ಸು ಮೀಟರ್ ಮೇಲ್ ಹತ್ತೋ-ಇಪ್ಪತ್ತೋ ಕೇಳೋದು.
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ಸ್ಕೂಲ್-ಕಾಲೇಜ್ಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಭಾಳಾ ಲೇಡಿ ಟೀಚರ್ಸ್ ಎಷ್ಟೇ ಬರದ್ರೂ, ಮತ್ತ್ ಬರಸ್ತಾರೆ.
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WOW! I told you so!
Truly, Shikar is The One!!!
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ಅಂದು: ಶೆಟ್ಟ್ರೆ , ಪ್ಯಾಕ್ ಕೊಡಿ.
ಇಂದು: ಟೆಟ್ರಾ ಪ್ಯಾಕ್ ಕೊಡಿ.
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ಆಡು ಮುಟ್ಟದ ಸೊಪ್ಪಿಲ್ಲ. ಬ್ಯಾನರ್ ಕಟ್ಟದ ಕಂಬವಿಲ್ಲ.
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ಮಧ್ಯಮ ಪಾಂಡವನಾದ ಅರ್ಜುನನು ರತಿಯನ್ನು ನೋಡಿದನು.
ಮೇಲಿನ ವಾಕ್ಯದ ಅರ್ಥ ಬರುವಂತೆ ಒಂದು ಪದದಲ್ಲಿ ಉತ್ತರ ನೀಡಿ.
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Traffic has become so horrible that we can’t even look towards the temple while driving. Earlier, you could stop in front of a temple and say the stotra of that particular god/dess. Kaligaala!
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On the way to office, I saw Upendra’s ‘Topiwala’ posters in reverse but title in the same order. Another gimmick! And the tagline is catchy: Thale Illadavrigalla!
‘A’ is still talked about for its creative tagline: Buddhivantarige maatra!
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ಬರ್ತಾ ಬರ್ತಾ ಭರ್ತನ್ ಕಥೆ ಮರೀತಾ ಬರ್ತಿದೀವಿ.
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Instant coffee I despise. Constant coffee I admire.
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ಬೆಣ್ಣೆ ದೋಸೆ ಮಾಡೋಂದು: ಬೆಣ್ಣೆ ಹಚ್ಚೋ ಕೆಲ್ಸ
ಬಕೆಟ್ ಮಾರೋಂದು: ಬಕೆಟ್ ಹಿಡ್ಯೋ ಕೆಲ್ಸ
ಸೈಕಲ್ ಬ್ಲೋ ಹೊಡ್ಯೋಂದು: ಪಂಪೊಡ್ಯೋ ಕೆಲ್ಸ
ಪಾಲಿಷ್ ಮಾಡೋಂದು: ಉಜ್ಜಾಡೋ ಕೆಲ್ಸ
ನಿಮ್ದ್ಯಾವ್ ಕೆಲ್ಸ?
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I don’t know what happens after we die. But of one thing I’m sure: The dead have an access to Facebook and Newspapers. Because those who pay tributes, write it in direct speech (directly to the person who has expired).
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A popular quirk during primary school days: GREEN TOUCH !!
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Grandson and Paati went to a Mall.
Grandson entered Armani shop.
Paati followed without noticing the board.
Grandson: Paati, wait here. Will visit the next store and be back here in Armani.
After waiting for 45 minutes, Paati called her grandson on his mobile: Yennada, you told you will be back in Ar-mani!
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Most of the Law and CA firms have the same name twice: Eg.: Keshav & Keshav. Sharma & Sharma. Mohan & Mohan, Kumar and Kumar etc. etc..!
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What is the difference between me and Vani Murthy ?
I love posters. She, Composters.
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Simple Interest: People with simple interests in life – like Coffee, newspaper, good food…
Compound Interest: People who are only wanting to buy property and build a compound around it.
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By 1985, PB Srinivas was 55 years old, and sang rarely. But this number that he sang for ‘Bettada Hoovu’ is a gem. His voice suits perfectly to that of the teacher’s expression. The line when he sings “Olle maathugalaadisu, Olle kelasava maadisu, Olle daariyalemma nadesu, vidyeya kalisu“, brings tears in my eyes.
One of my all time favourites.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4u3baXkJAc
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ವೋಟ್ ಹಾಕಿದ್ರೆ ಸತ್ಪ್ರಜೆ. ಇಲ್ದಿದ್ರೆ ಸತ್ತ ಪ್ರಜೆ.
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First under 40 in my booth to cast my vote. Third overall! Immediately, had a heavenly Chutney along with Uppit at Surya with Srividhya CB.
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Kids are thrilled to see those white thick lines on every other road. They’re using it as Crease, Badminton net, Boundary line…
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Yesterday. I remembered HW Longfellow after a long time.
Courtesy: Kannada News channels showing guys with LONGS walking in Kolar.
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A leaflet dropped out of the newspaper today. It was about a place called Spell Genie. I found 2 spelling and 4 grammatical errors.
If you visit their page, you can find several more errors.
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According to a survey conducted by N-Obo-DY, starting today, 63.57% voters will see their ring fingers every 2 hours a day for the next 1 month and think when the MARK will vanish.
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Back from AVM Studios, Chennai. Won 3 lakh 20 Thousand in Kannadada Kotyadhipati ! The episodes will be aired betw. May 20-24th. Thanks toSrividhya CB who stood rock solid behind me in PROJECT KK!
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ಓಲ್ಡ್: ಶಿವ್ಪೂಜೇಲ್ ಕರ್ಡಿ.
ನ್ಯೂ: ಕನ್ನಡ ಅಕ್ಷರದ ಮಧ್ಯೆ ರೆಕ್ಟ್ಯಾಂಗಲ್.
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ಯಾವ ಕನ್ನಡದೋರ್ ಮನೇಗ್ ಮಹೇಶ್ ಭೂಪತಿ ಹೋದ್ರೂ, ಅವನಿಗೆ ಫಸ್ಟ್ ಕೇಳ್ಸೋ ಮಾತು : ಬಂದ ಭೂಪತಿ!
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Match-fixing is not new to Indians. Elderly women have been known to fixing matches in India for ages.
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Lost PBS last month. Now TMS. Both had lent their voices to Dr.Rajkumar in the early part of his career. The song ‘Raajara Mahalinali’ is a famous TM Soundararajan number sung for Annavru for the film ‘Simha Swapna’ (1968). TMS first sang for Raj in ‘Premamayi’ (1966).
TMS sang mostly for MGR and Sivaji Ganesan apart from NTR, Gemini Ganesan, Rajkumar, ANR, Rajanikanth, Kamal Haasan among other actors from 1946 till 2007.
RIP, TMS.
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Am sure all of you have seen Google’s ‘Petri Dish’ tribute today to the German microbiologist, Julius Richard Petri.
Q: If he knew Hindi, which song would Julius Richard Petri sing?
A: ‘Agar’ tum na hote!
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ಇತ್ತೀಚಿನವರ್ಗೂ, ಘಂಟೆ ಬಾರ್ಸಿದ್ರೆ, ಪೂಜೆ ನಡೀತಿದೆ ಅಂದ್ಕೊಬೋದಿತ್ತು.
ಈಗೀಗ, ಶಾಸ್ತ್ರಿಗಳು, ಕಸ ಎತ್ತೋರು, ಗಾಡಿಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಐಸ್ ಕ್ರೀಮ್ ಮತ್ತು ಜೋಳ ಮಾರೋರು, ಎಲ್ಲರೂ ಘಂಟೆ ಬಾರ್ಸೋರೆ!
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Bramhaaaanda Narendra Babu Sharma admires English more than anybody. His favourite 3 English words: Put, Go, See!
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Most of us have seen at the end of any emailer:
• Sent from Samsung Galaxy Note
• Sent from BlackBerry® on Airtel
• Sent from Samsung Mobile
• Sent from my Nokia phone
and so on
Imagine these in the ancient times:
• Sent from Carrier Pigeon
• Sent from Racing Homer
• Sent from American Show Racer
• Sent from Homing Pigeon
• Sent from Pigeon Racing
• Sent from Release Dove
• Sent from English Carrier
• Sent from Passenger Pigeon
• Sent from Cloud Messenger
• Sent from Cloud Meghadooth®
• Sent from Megha Sandesha®
• Sent from Smoke Signal Yamana
• Sent from Long Distance Smoke Signal®
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When my parents got married, out-of-towners who couldn’t attend sent telegrams. When father passed away, people sent faxes. When mother expired, email messages. For my marriage, friends sent SMSes. When my son was born, people wished us using instant messaging on social media.
What will be the next generation of messaging?
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Hotels, Temples and Beauty Saloons: 3 things that you’ll find on most roads in Malleswaram today!
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Two foreigners visited the temple at Kashi where they heard the ‘Annapoorna Stotra’. As the stotra came to an end, one told the other: Didn’t I tell you, there are lots of curries in India?
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Markandeya challenging Yama… we all know. But after hearing to his composition “Chandrashekara Ashtakam”, I got to know Markandeya did not like YAMAHA too… coz after every stanza, he asks: “Why Yamaha?”
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ATMAVALOKANA was organised and invites were distributed. People were surprised that the organiser and venue was a Bank. Only after the function started, most of the audience got to know it was ATM Avalokana!
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Under RICE ITEMS of Adiga’s Sampige menu, one item stands out: VEG HANDI PULAO!
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ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಮಳೆ ಬಂದು ಹಲವಾರು ಜನ ಮನೆಯಿಂದ ಕೊಚ್ಚ್ಕೊಂಡ್ ಹೋಗ್ತಿದ್ದಾರೆ.
ಸ್ನೇಹಿತನಿಗೆ ಬಿಸಿ ಪಕೋಡ ಕೊಡಿಸಿದೆ ಅಂತ ಹೇಳಿಕೊಂಡು ಇಲ್ಲಿಬ್ಬರು ಕೊಚ್ಚ್ಕೊಂಡ್ ಹೋಗ್ತಿದ್ದಾರೆ.
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I will always remember Williams saying to Han in ‘Enter the Dragon’ –
Bullshit mister han man… you come right out of comic…
RIP Jim Kelly.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23125488
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5th Standard was when Ink Pens ‘officially’ came into our life! You had to earn a ‘Hero’ pen, which was never bought. Until you earned one, it was some local pen, which invariably leaked. Hence a blotting paper or a piece of cotton cloth).
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One family from Mysore has the pride of writing and printing Panchanga continuously for the past 126 years. The Vontikoppal Panchanga was started by Siddanthi Tammaiah Shastry in 1887-88. Presently, the fifth generation of the family is carrying on the work. Vontikoppal Panchanga is the first in the world to bring out a Panchanga exclusively for America.
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Rewind back to the ’80s: There was a mad man called Manikya near my cousin’s place. He was not totally mad. He used to do jobs like cleaning the garden etc. But the interesting part was that after doing the job, he used to ask for a brand and crisp 5 rupee note. It HAD to be crisp, just like you get in RBI. A soiled note would irritate him completely. He often used to tell us kids (then) that his wife ran off with MGR.
Why did I remember this? My son is learning for his Kannada test tomorrow. And he has a sentence. “Maatu Maanikya”!
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ಮಕ್ಕಳಾದಾಗ, ಬಿ.ಸಿ.ಜಿ.
ವಯಸ್ಸಾದ್ಮೇಲೆ, ಈ.ಸಿ.ಜಿ.
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ಹುಟ್ಟಿದಾಗ ಬಾಲ ಭಾಷೆ. ಕ್ರಿಕೆಟ್ ಆಟ ಕಲಿತ ಮೇಲೆ ’ಬಾಲ್’ ಭಾಷೆ. ವಯಸ್ಸಿಗೆ ಬಂದಮೇಲೆ, ಎಲ್.ಕೆ.ಬಾಲ್ ಭಾಷೆ!
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Right from childhood, Bengluru born Shaiju Kutty is very fond of his mother and the Tea she prepares, so much so that he becomes an expert Tea maker. Seeing her son’s interest in Tea making, she helps Shaju to set up a Tea shop in a layout where Mallu kutties are in majority.
Q: What name does Shaiju keep for the tea shop?
A: ‘Mathru Chaaya”
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Grandson: Thatha, you have Windows 8?
Thatha: Wait, let me remember: 4, plus 2… plus 2, PLUS TWO. Windows 10, not 8.
Grandson: ?!?!
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Different Eras, Different Notebooks!
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Pran fan: Ab no more Pran yaar.
Sea-food lover: OMG! No more Prawn?!
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ಸಿವಾ, ಯಂಗಾಬಿಟವ್ನೆ ನಮ್ ಶಿವಣ್ಣ!
ಸಿವಾ, YOUNG ಆಗ್ಬಿಟವ್ನೆ ನಮ್ ಶಿವಣ್ಣ!
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ಇದೀಗ ಬಂದ ಸುದ್ದಿ
ರಚನೆ: ಬೆಳ್ಳೂರು ರಾಮಕೃಷ್ಣ
ಆಶ್ರಯ ಸ್ಕೀಂನಿಂದ ಸಿಗ್ತು ಮನೆ
ಅಕ್ಕಿ ಸ್ಕೀಂನಿಂದ ಆಯ್ತು ಅಡಿಗೆ ಘಮ್ಮನೆ
ಊರೆಲ್ಲಾ ವೈನ್ ಅಂಗಡಿ ಬಾ ಎಂದು ಕರೀತು ನನ್ನನ್ನೆ
ಇನ್ಯಾಕೆ ಬೇಕು ಅಂತ ಟಾಟಾ ಮಾಡಿ ಕೆಲ್ಸಕ್ಕೆ ಮಲಗ್ದೆ ಸುಮ್ಮನೆ
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raw hullu ≠ con grassu
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Yours truly with The Sportstar, 1983 issue (World Cup special)
Aside: Was about to share this picture on June 25th, last month, to commemorate India’s first WC triumph. Right then, got a call from my son’s school that he had a fall and has a dislocated bone. The cast will be removed tomorrow. He thus ‘single- handedly’ completed his first Unit test in flying colours!
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Remembered Doordarshan’s Newsreaders:
Gitanjali Aiyar (small bindhi; almost like a model)
Minu (big bindi, bob cut)
Preet Bedi
Sashi Kumar (beard; a slight hunch)
Sarla Maheshwari (gujju style saree; sati savitri look)
Sunit Tandon (like a patient)
Neeti Ravindran (mole on a chubby cheek, bob cut)
Rini Simon (later khanna, boy cut)
Tejeshwar Singh (shekhar kapur style beard; thick, grave voice)
Sangeeta Bedi (hot and beautiful)
Komal GB Singh (ready to smile)
Usha Albuquerque (bony; gingerly expression)
Salma Sultana (‘rose’)
Kaveri Mukherjee (shrill voice)
J.V.raman (combover)
Avinash Kaur Sarin (top knot)
Rajiv Mehrotra (beard)
Shobhana Jagdhish (gujju style saree; sleepy eyes)
Ved Prakash (Tie on shirt)
By the by, does anyone remember hearing this?
This is ‘Ole’ India Radio. The News, read by Lotika Ratnam…
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Treat your son as a friend after a certain age ಅಂತ ಹೇಳೋದನ್ನೇ ನಮ್ಮೋರು ಭಾಳಾ ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿ ಎರಡೇ ಪದದಲ್ಲಿ ಹೇಳ್ಕೊಂಬರ್ತಿದಾರೆ.
ಆ ಎರಡು ಪದಗಳೇ: Buddy ಮಗ!
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| guruvina gulaamanaaguva thanaka doreyadenna mukuthi |
|| annavre namm guru endhodane hecchuvudu namma bhakuti ||
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NARENDRA MODI = Dream And Iron
RAHUL GANDHI = A Darling Huh
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Definitely ‘The Thama Stories’ are not to be missed.
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On CNBC Awaaz, every night you can watch Awaaz @ 9 (in Hindi).
On our roads, every day and night you can watch Awaaz 24/7 (all languages).
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I regret to inform that my uncle Sri B R Chandrashekhara Rao, Retired Teacher and Former Headmaster of National High School, Basavanagudi, Bangalore, passed away this morning at 11.15am at his residence. Fondly known to many of his students as BRC, he was known for his inimitable voice that commanded respect. He was a strict disciplinarian and was a stickler to perfection. Everyday, he wore white bush shirt and a crisp dark trouser, neatly pressed. And it was full navy whites on Saturdays. A man of principles and integrity, BRC represented the values NHS stood for. Students really loved him and felt it a blessing to have him as a teacher and NCC officer.
May the departed soul rest in peace.
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All the MODIs that I have heard, seen and read about (in chronological order)
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A Manipuri will surely appreciate that there is a Mary Kom Ba temple in our city!
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KV Chandrashekar (1920-2014)
May the departed soul rest in peace.
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Our beloved Hindi teacher at KV Malleswaram, Smt.Malathi Prakash passed away yesterday. भगवान उनकी आत्मा को शांति दे।
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ಕೆಲವರಿಗೆ, ಲವ್ ಈಸ್ ಪಾಯಿಸನ್.
ಇನ್ನು ಕೆಲವರಿಗೆ, ಲವ್ ಈಸ್ ಪಾಯಸಮ್.
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ಸಿಕಾಪಟ್ಟೆ ಲೆಂತೀ ಫಿಲಂ ಮತ್ತು ಬಹುತೇಕ ಕನ್ನಡದ ಫಿಲಂಗಳಲ್ಲಿರೋ ವ್ಯತ್ಯಾಸ? One is much long…the other is ಮಚ್ಚು-ಲಾಂಗು.
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Old School of Thought vs New School of Thought.
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Just imagine!
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yocall issonweight as the person you are trying to reach isonanather call
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Here’s my Facebook movie. Find yours at https://facebook.com/lookback/#FacebookIs10
I liked this 62 second video for the mood-setting instrumental bgm. It was like the Team Facebook telling me ‘Thank you’!
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ಚಿಕ್ಕ ವಯಸ್ಸಲ್ಲಿ ಅಜೈಲ್.
ವಯಸ್ಸಾದ ಮೇಲೆ ಫ್ರಜೈಲ್.
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No one can encourage and shower praises like our beloved TIGER Pran! Dear Sir, a heartfelt thanks for all those words of encouragement, likes, comments, positive words, appreciation, support, thoughtfulness and most importantly, for your time! Thank you very much from all of us at Muktabalaga, and from everyone in the social media network to whom you have had a kind word to say! You deserved this long back. Sorry for the delay. – Regards, Bellur
[Needless to say, we hope to see more and more of your comments, likes and shares]
— with Praneshachar Kadalabal.
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ಡ ಗುಣಿತ ಹೀಗಿದೆ:
ಡ ಡಾ ಡಿ ಡೀ ಡು ಡೂ ಡೃ ಡೄ ಡೆ ಡೇ ಡೈ ಡೊ ಡೋ ಡೌ ಡಂ ಡಃ
ಗಮನಿಸಿ: ಡೌ comes at #14!
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Pallavi Anupallavi. Moondram Pirai. Olangal. Shankarabharanam. Each one a masterpiece. Each one in a different language. One man. Balu Mahendra. RiP.
Here is one of my favourites from Balu Manhendra’s 1982 directorial, ‘Olangal’ where our Cubbon Park has been captured in all its beauty, along with the evergreen ‘Toy train’.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAl7_PiZV9I
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Flex banners at many traffic signals has a picture of Dravid and a message saying “When on the road, always say Pehle Aap”.
Just wondering if Dravid is an AAP member!
Imagine two very generous drivers – one on a Bolero, and another on a Scorpio, meet near an intersection somewhere in the interiors of N.R. Colony. One says “Pehle aap”…the other says…” no sir, pehle aap”…goes on and on… neither of them moves ahead…because they want to follow the PEHLE AAP rule. Result: Traffic jam because of Jammy!
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weekendಉ ಅಂತ ಹಲವರ ಚಿಂತೆ. Year endಉ ಅಂತ ಕೆಲವರ ಚಿಂತೆ. ಹೊರಗೆ ರೋಡಲ್ಲಿ, ಯಾರದ್ದೋ Life endಉ ಅಂತ ಉಳಿದವರ ಚಿಂತೆ.
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ಇಂದು ಊರಿಗೆ ಬಂದ್ರೆ, ಅವಳಮ್ಮ ನೆಂಟ್ರಿಗೆಲ್ಲ ಮೆಸೇಜ್ ಕಳ್ಸೋದು only in 2 words :
ನಗರದಲ್ಲಿ ಇಂದು.
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ಹುಟ್ಟಿದ ಕ್ಷಣವೇ ಸಾವಿನೊಂದಿಗೆ ನಮ್ಮ ನಿಶ್ಚಿತಾರ್ಥ ಆಗಿ ಹೋಗಿದೆ. ಅನಿಶ್ಚಿತವಾಗಿರೋದು ಬದುಕು, ಸಾವಲ್ಲ. (ಮಳೆ ಹನಿಗಳು ಬರಿಸಿದ ಅನಿಸಿಕೆ)
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ಡೈಲಿ ನಾವ್ ಯೂಜ಼್ ಮಾಡೋ ಕೆಲವು ಪಾಪ್ಯುಲರ್ ನಂಬರ್ಸ್
ಒಂದ್ ನಿಮಿಷ ಇರಪ್ಪ.
ಇದು ಎರಡನೇ ಸಲ ನಾನ್ ಹೇಳ್ತಿರೋದು.
ಮೂರ್ ಹೊತ್ತೂ ಅದೇ ಗೋಳು.
ನಾಲ್ಕು ಅಂಗಡಿಲಿ ಕೇಳು.
ಐದೈದ್ ನಿಮಿಷಕ್ಕೂ ಫೋನ್ ಮಾಡ್ಬೇಡ.
ಇಪ್ಪತ್ತೆಂಟು ಕೆಲಸ ಬೆಳಿಗ್ಗೆ ಇಂದ.
ನೂರು ಸರತಿ ಹೇಳಿದ್ರೂ ಅದೇ ತಪ್ಪು ಮಾಡಿದ್ಯಾ!
ನಿಮ್ಮ ನಂಬರ್ಸ್ ಯಾವುದು?
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ಕೆಲವರು ಪ್ರತಿದಿನ ಹಕ್ಕು ಚಲಾಯಿಸ್ತಾರೆ. ಇನ್ನು ಕೆಲವರು ಐದು ವರ್ಷಕ್ಕೊಮ್ಮೆ ಚಲಾಯಿಸ್ತಾರೆ.
ಮಾರಲ್ ಆಫ್ ದಿ ಸ್ಟೋರಿ: ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿಗಿಂತ ಬೇರೇ ಊರಿನವರೇ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಹಕ್ಕು ಚಲಾಯಿಸ್ತಾರೆ.
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ಪಕ್ಕದ್ ಮನೆಯೋರು, ಡೈಲಿ ಮನೇಲಿ ಓಟ್ ಮಾಡ್ತಾರೆ. ನಿನ್ನೆ ಮಾತ್ರ ಮನೆ ಹೊರಗೂ ವೋಟ್ ಮಾಡಿದ್ರು.
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ಎಲೆಕ್ಷನ್ ಆದ ಕೆಲವು ದಿವಸ, ಪೊಲಿಂಗ್ ಬೂತ್ ಸುತ್ತ ಮುತ್ತದ ರಸ್ತೆಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಕ್ರಿಕೆಟ್, ಬ್ಯಾಡ್ಮಿಂಟನ್, ಟೆನ್ನಿಸ್ ಆಟ ಆಡೋ ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ, ಬೌಂಡರಿ ಲೈನ್ ಹಾಕೋ ಗೋಳಿರಲ್ಲ.
ಹಳೆ ಟೆಲಿಫೋನ್ ಡೈರೆಕ್ಟರಿ ಕೊಟ್ಟು ಹೊಸದನ್ನ ತಂದು, ಟೆಲಿಫೋನ್ ಎಕ್ಸ್ಚೇಂಜಲ್ಲಿ ಕೊಂಡಿರೋ ಪ್ಲಾಸ್ಟಿಕ್ ಕವರ್ ಹಾಕಿ, ಅದರಲ್ಲಿ ನಮ್ಮ ಅಪ್ಪ/ ಅಮ್ಮ, ನೆಂಟರು ಸ್ನೇಹಿತರ ಹೆಸರು ಹುಡುಕಿ ಕಾಲ ಕಳೇಯೋ ಕಾಲ ಒಂದಿತ್ತು.
ಅವರ ಹೆಸರಿಲ್ಲದಿದ್ದರೆ, ತಕ್ಷಣ ಫೋನ್ ಮಾಡಿ ಕೇಳೋದು: ಏನ್, ನಿಮ್ಮ್ ಹೆಸರಿಲ್ಲ ಈ ಸರ್ತಿ, ಡೈರೆಕ್ಟ್ರೀಲಿ?
ಅವರು: ಹೌದಾ, ಹಾಗಾದ್ರೆ ಈಗಲೆ ಕಂಪ್ಲೇಂಟ್ ಮಾಡ್ತಿನಿ!
[ಆಗ ನಮಗೇನೋ ಚೀಪ್ ತ್ರಿಲ್ಲು!)
By the by, ಇವತ್ತು ಕನ್ನಡದಲ್ಲಿ ಬರ್ತ್ ಡೇ ಅಂತ ಟೈಪ್ ಮಾಡಬೇಕಾದ್ರೆ ’ಬ್’ ಮಿಸ್ ಆದ್ರೂ ಅರ್ಥ ಕೊಡತ್ತೆ.
ಹುಟ್ಟು ಹಬ್ಬ ಆಚರಿಸುತ್ತಿರೋರಿಗೆಲ್ಲಾ ಹ್ಯಾಪಿ ಬರ್ತ್ ಡೇ ಆನ್ ಅರ್ತ್ ಡೇ!
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ಟಿಲ್ ರೀಸೆಂಟ್ಲಿ, ವಿಜ಼ಿಲ್ ಶಬ್ಧ ಕೇಳಿದ್ರೆ, ’ಪೋಲೀಸ್’ ಅಂದ್ಕೊಳ್ತಿದ್ವಿ. ಈಗ್ ವಿಜ಼ಿಲ್ ಸದ್ದು ಕೇಳಿದ್ರೆ, ’ಪೋಲೀಸ್’ ಅಲ್ಲ, ’ಕಸದ್ ಡಬ್ಬ’ ಒಂದೇ ತಲೇಗ್ ಬರೋದು.
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ಅಣ್ಣಾವ್ರ ಅಭಿಮಾನಿಗಳಿಗೆ ಸೈನ್ಸ್ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು ವಿಷಯದ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಪರ್ಫೆಕ್ಟಾಗಿ ಗೊತ್ತು: ಗುರುತ್ವಾಕರ್ಷಣೆ.
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Contradicting Proverbs
All good things come to those who wait.
BUT… Time and tide wait for no man.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
BUT… Actions speak louder than words.
Wise men think alike.
BUT… Fools seldom differ.
The best things in life are free.
BUT… There’s no such thing as a free lunch .
Slow and steady wins the race.
BUT… Time waits for no man .
Look before you leap.
BUT… Strike while the iron is hot
Do it well, or not at all.
BUT… Half a loaf is better than none.
Birds of a feather flock together.
BUT… Opposites attract.
Don’t cross your bridges before you come to them.
BUT… Forewarned is forearmed.
Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.
BUT… Faith will move mountains.
Great starts make great finishes.
BUT… It ain’t over ’till it’s over.
Practice makes perfect.
BUT… All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Silence is golden.
BUT… The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
You’re never too old to learn.
BUT… You can’t teach an old dog new tricks
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
BUT… Out of sight, out of mind.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
BUT… Many hands make light work.
(Am sure there are more. Please add to the list.)
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‘Master’ Hirannaiah met CM Siddaramaiah and tendered an apology at the latter’s house in “T.K.” Layout!
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ಮಿನಿಶ್ಟ್ರು (ಎಸ್ಸೆಲ್ಸಿಲಿರೋ ಮಗನಿಗೆ): ಯೇನ್ಲಾ, ಇಟ್ಟೇಯಾ?
ಮಗ: ೧೬ನೇ ತಾರೀಕ್ ತನ್ಕ ತಡ್ಕ. ಆಮೇಲ್ ಮಾತಾಡ್ತೀನಿ.
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ಜಯ, ಮಮತ ಇರೋವರೆಗೂ, ಅಮ್ಮನ್ ಅಕ್ಕನ್ ಮಾತೇ ನಡೆಯೋದು.
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Be it history or current updates, MODI has both RSS & RSS Feeds to help him!
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ಕನ್ನಡ ಚಿತ್ರದ ಟೈಟಲ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ’ಕೇಸರಿ’ ಪದ ಬಳಸಿರೋದು ಎರಡೇ ಬಾರಿ ಅನ್ನಿಸುತ್ತೆ: ೧೯೬೩ರಲ್ಲಿ ’ವೀರ ಕೇಸರಿ’, ೨೦೧೪ರಲ್ಲಿ ’ಗಜಕೇಸರಿ’! ಹೌದಾ?
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Don’t miss the taglines!
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ಬಿ.ಎ. ನೋ ಬಿ.ಕಾಮೋ, ಲೈಫಲ್ ಏನೇ ಬಂದ್ರೂ ಯು ಮಸ್ಟ್ ಬೀ ಕಾಮ್.
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ಎಲ್ಲಾರ್ಗೂ TK ಒಂದ್ ಕಡೆ ಇದ್ದ್ರೆ, ಕಿಂಗ್ಸ್ ಇಲೆವೆನ್ ಪಂಜಾಬೋರ್ಗೆ ಬಲಗಡೆ ತೊಡೆ ಮೇಲಿದೆ!
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ಮಾತೆಯರಲ್ಲಿ, ಮೀರಮ್ಮ ಆದ್ಮೇಲೆ ಸುಮಿತ್ರಮ್ಮನೇ ಎರಡನೇ ಸ್ಪೀಕರ್ ಅಂತೆ. ಮಾತೆಯರಿಗೆ ’ಮಾತೆ’ ಆಡದೆ ಇರಕ್ಕೆ ಅಗತ್ತಾ? ಅಂದಮೇಲೆ, ಪ್ರತಿಯೊಬ್ಬ ಮಾತೇನೂ ಸ್ಪೀಕರ್. ಕೆಲವರು ಲೌಡ್ ಸ್ಪೀಕರ್.
{ಡೌಟ್ ಇದ್ದರೆ, ಮನೇಲಿ ಮಕ್ಕಳನ್ನ, ಗಂಡನ್ನ ಕೇಳಿ – ಮನೇಲಿ ಸ್ಪೀಕರ್ ಯಾರು ಅಂತ}
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To take ಅನ್ನೊ ಅರ್ಥ ಕೊಡೊ ಎರಡು ಕಂಪನಿಗಳಿವೆ. ಒಬ್ಬರ ಹೆಸರಲ್ಲಿ ಅದು raw ಆಗಿದ್ದರೆ ಇನ್ನೊಬ್ಬರ ಹೆಸರಲ್ಲಿ ಅದು polished ಅನ್ನಿಸುತ್ತೆ. ಯಾವ ಸಂಸ್ಥೆಗಳು?
Syska ಮತ್ತು Cisco.
[ಎರಡ್ರಲ್ಲು, ತಿಂಗಳ ಕೊನೇಲಿ ಸಂಬಳ ಇಸ್ಕ / ಇಸ್ಕೊ!]
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ಕೆಲವರಿಗೆ ಪದಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ’ಪ’ ಮತ್ತು ’ಫ’ ಇದ್ದರೆ ಉಚ್ಛಾರಣೆ ತಪ್ಪು ಮಾಡ್ತಾರೆ. ಉದಾ: ಪಫ್ಸ್ ಬಿಕಮ್ಸ್ ಪಪ್ಸ್. ಫಸ್ಟ್ ಬಿಕಮ್ಸ್ ಪಸ್ಟ್, ಪ್ರೊಫೆಶನಲ್ಸ್ ಬಿಕಮ್ಸ್ ಫ್ರಫೆಶನಲ್ಸ್ ಹೀಗೆ. ಅವರು ಹಾಗೆ ಹೇಳ್ದಾಗೆಲ್ಲ
ಮನಸಲ್ಲೇ ಕರೆಕ್ಟ್ ಉಚ್ಛಾರಣೆ ನಾವ್ ಮಾಡ್ಕೊಂಡಿರ್ತೀವಿ.
ಅದೇ ಎಷ್ಟು ಅಭ್ಯಾಸ ಆಗಿ ಹೋಗಿದೆ ಅಂದ್ರೆ, ಯಾರಾದ್ರೂ ಫೀಫಾ ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಮೈನ್ಡಲ್ಲಿ ಪೀಪಾ ಅಂತ ಬರತ್ತೆ!
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“ಹಾಲಿನ ಮೊಗದವಳೆ” ಅಂತ ಏನಾದ್ರು ಹುಡುಗಿಯನ್ನ ಹೊಗಳದ್ರೋ, ಓವರ್ನೈಟ್ ಅವರು ’ಹೆಪ್’ ಆಗ್ತಾರೆ. ಜೋಕೆ!
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ಕತ್ತು ಉಳುಕಿ ಒಂದ್ ವಾರ ಆಯ್ತು. ಮಸಾಜು, ಬಿಸಿನೀರ್ ಶಾಖ, ವೋಲಿನಿ ಸ್ಪ್ರೆ, ಅಯೋಡೆಕ್ಸ್ ಎಲ್ಲ ಕೊಡೋ ರಿಲೀಫ್ ಕಮ್ಮಿ. ಮನೆಯಿಂದ ಆಫೀಸ್ ವರೆಗೂ ಹಂಪ್ ಮೇಲೆ ಗಾಡಿ ಓಡಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಹೋದಾಗ ಸಿಗೋ ರಿಲೀಫ್, ಏನ್ ಹಿತವಾಗಿರತ್ತೆ ಗೊತ್ತಾ? ಹಂಪ್ ಗಳ ವ್ಯಾಲ್ಯು ಈಗ ಗೊತ್ತಾಯ್ತು!
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ಸೆಲ್ಫ್ ಗೋಲ್ ಮಾಡ್ಕೊಳೋದು ತಪ್ಪು.
ಸೆಲ್ಫಿನೇ ಗೋಲ್ ಮಾಡ್ಕೊಳೋದೂ ತಪ್ಪು.
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ಕಾಮತ್ ಹೋಟೆಲ್ಗೆ ಹೋಗೋದೇ ಮಜಾ ಆ ದಿನಗಳಲ್ಲಿ. ಯಾಕಂದ್ರೆ ತಿಂಡಿ ಕಾಫಿ ಆದಮೇಲೆ ಎಂಟ್ರೆನ್ಸ್ ಹತ್ತಿರ ಇಟ್ಟಿದ್ದ ವೇಯಿಂಗ್ ಮೆಶೀನ್ ಮೇಲೆ ನಿಂತು ವೇಯ್ಟ್ ಚೆಕ್ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳೋದೇ ಥ್ರಿಲ್ಲು! ಮುಖ್ಯವಾಗಿ ನನಗೆ ವೇಯ್ಟ್ ನೋಡ್ಕೊಳ್ಳೋದಲ್ಲ ಉದ್ದೇಶ. ಪುಟ್ಟದೊಂದು ಪಾಪಪ್ ಕಾರ್ಡ್ ಬರೋದು. ಅದರಲ್ಲಿ ಯಾವುದಾದ್ರೋ ನಟ-ನಟಿಯರ ಚಿತ್ರ, ನಮ್ಮ ವೇಯ್ಟು, ಕಾರ್ಡ್ ಹಿಂಭಾಗದಲ್ಲಿ ನಮ್ಮ ಭವಿಷ್ಯ!
ಫ್ರಸ್ಟ್ರೇಶನ್ ಆಗ್ತಿದ್ದಿದ್ದು: ನನಗೆ ಭಾರತಿನೋ, ಮಂಜುಳನೋ ಬಂದಾಗ. ಒಮ್ಮೊಮ್ಮೆ ಹತ್ತು-ಹತ್ತು ಬಾರಿ ನಿಂತಿದೀನಿ, ಅಣ್ಣಾವ್ರು ಬರಲಿ ಅಂತ!
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ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲಕ್ಕೂ ಒಂದು ರಿದಂ ಇದೆ. ಎಲ್ಲ ಹಂತ ಹಂತವಾಗಿ ನಡೆಯುತ್ತೆ. ಎವೆರಿತಿಂಗ್ ಗೋಸ್ ಇನ್ ಎ ರಿದಮ್. ಸಿಂಪಲ್ಲಾಗ್ ಅದನ್ನ ಆಲ್-ಗೋ-ರಿದಮ್ ಅಂತ ಕರೀತೀವಿ.
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’ಜೈ’!
ನನಗೆ ಗೊತ್ತಿರೋ ಮಟ್ಟಿಗೆ, ಈ ಪದವನ್ನು ನಾವು ಬಹಳ ಫ್ಲೆಕ್ಸಿಬಲ್ ಆಗಿ ಉಪಯೋಗಿಸಬಹುದು.
ಉದಾ:
ಕನ್ನಡಕ್ಕೆ ಜೈ (ಜಯಕಾರ)
ಪಕ್ಕದ ಮನೆ ತಾತಾ? ನಿನ್ನೆ ರಾತ್ರಿ ಜೈ (ಗೊಟಕ್)
ಹಳೇ ಚಪ್ಪಲಿ ಏನಾಯ್ತು? ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗಿದ್ದೆ. ಜೈ. (ಕಳೆದುಹೋಯಿತು)
ಏನಪ್ಪ, ಹೊಸ ಮೊಬೈಲು? ಹಳೇದು ನೀರಲ್ಲಿ ಬಿದ್ದು ಜೈ. (ಕೆಟ್ಟುಹೋಯಿತು)
ಬೇಜಾನ್ ಸೊಳ್ಳೆ ಕಾಟ. ಗುಡ್ ನೈಟ್ ಇದ್ದರೆ ಜೈ. (ಒಳ್ಳೇದು)
ಇಷ್ಟು ಫ್ಲೆಕ್ಸಿಬಲ್ ಆಗಿರೋ ಬೇರೆ ಪದಗಳು ಗೊತ್ತಿದ್ದರೆ, ತಿಳಿಸಿ.
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ಮದುವೆ invite ಕಳಸದ ಭೂಪ candy crush invite ಕಳಸದ್ನಂತೆ!
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ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಪ್ರತಿದಿನವೂ ಹೋರಾಟವೆ. ಯಾಕೆ?
ಏಳು ದಿನಗಳ ಹೆಸರು ನೋಡಿ:
ಭಾನುwar
ಸೋಮwar
ಮಂಗಳwar
ಬುಧwar
ಗುರುwar
ಶುಕ್ರwar
ಶನಿwar
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This ad brought tears in my eyes! Jealous of the team who made it.
Hats off team O&M!
Credits:
Client: Adani Wilmar
Creative Agency: Ogilvy & Mather
Creative Chairman: Piyush Pandey
COO: Angshu Malik
Group Creative Director: Sukesh Nayak
Production House: Curious Films
Director: Vivek Kakad
Producer: Shahzad Bhagwagar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O5Q4Z87epo
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ನಿಮ್ಮ ಮನಸ್ಸನ್ನು ಪ್ರಶಾಂತವಾಗಿ ಸಮಾಧಾನ ಸ್ಥಿತಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಇಟ್ಟ್ಕೋಬೇಕೇ? ಕಾಟನ್ಪೇಟೆ ರಸ್ತೆಲಿ ಬಲಗೈಯಲ್ಲಿ ದಮ್ಮು ಮತ್ತು ಎಡಗೈಯ್ಯಲ್ಲಿ ಚಾ ಲೋಟ ಹಿಡ್ಕೊಂದು ಬುರ್ರ್ ಅಂತ ಮೈ ಮೇಲೇ ಬರೋ ವೋಲ್ವೋ ಬಸ್ಸು ಒಂದಡಿ ದೂರ ಇದ್ರೂ ಕ್ರಾಸ್ ಮಾಡೋ ಯಾರನ್ನಾದರೂ ಕೇಳಿ…ಆ ಸಮಾಧಿ ಸ್ಥಿತಿ ಹೇಗೆ ಬಂತೂ ಅವರಿಗೆ ಅಂತ…!
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ಜರ್ಮನಿಗೆ ಪಾರ್ಟಿ ಈಗ ಶುರು. ಮುಗಿಸೋ ಅರ್ಜೆಂಟ್-ಇನ್ನ ಏನಿಲ್ಲ!
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TEN!
Number of father-son pairs to play Tests for India, including Stuart Binny today, and his father Roger.
Like father…like son!
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Rambling with Bellur 
PARODY SONGS BY RAMKI BELLUR
June 5, 2023ರಾಂಕಿ ಬೆಳ್ಳೂರ್ ರಚಿಸಿ ಹಾಡಿರುವ ಅಣುಕು ಗೀತೆಗಳು !
Spoofs and parodies have always fascinated me since many years. Tried my hand in creating a few over the years.
My latest is related to the present HITS & MISSES by Congress government in Karnataka headed by CM Siddaramaiah & DCM DK Shivakumar, starting with the 5 Guarantees. There is a dedication to our dear CM Siddu.
There are a few parodies lauding Modiji’s government and, have dedicated one to Amit Shah too.
Have made some parodies related to India’s unbeaten run to the 2023 World cup finals and after India’s comprehensive defeat in the FINALS to the Aussies.
There are over a dozen parodies for FOODIES!
Have covered a range of topics in the parodies like Naughty school kids, Sringeri Guru Parampare, Dogs during Diwali, 70-hr work week and Professionals not getting Autorickshaw back home late night, CTR Hotel Anthem, Cows on streets, Bangalore Lovers’ anthem, Increase in Cigarette smokers, foodies getting stones while eating, FB & social media craze, Kannada version of ‘If you come today’, ‘Sigivem Kshanadali’ to Terrorists, Bangalore Garbage & Traffic issues, Cauvery problem, and Indian politics…
Since last few years, have been composing and singing Dairy Day Ice Cream anthems and tributes regularly. My bosses and colleagues enjoy it.
You will find Parodies on :
• State of the Nation during 2012
• Bangalore traffic
• Kaveri Water Dispute between Karnataka & TN
• Bangalore Garbage
• Facebook fad
• Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi [over a dozen parodies]
• Terror attacks
• 100% Kannada version of 100% English song
• Finding stones in food
• Cigarette smokers
• Cows in Bangalore city
• Dogs’ predicament during Deepavali
• Autos not available from office back home during late nights
• Naughty school kids
• Exhausting digital world; Bane of Deepfakes & digital apps
• Kid’s obsession with Mobiles, neglecting homework and studies
• Kannada names of James Bond Films
• Cows sitting near road medians in Bangalore
• Lover wishing his loving girl in this Digital age
• Asking citizens to VOTE
• Poor Voter turnout
• Pappu’s stupidity
Cricket
• Cheering India for 2023 Cricket World Cup FinalsS
• After India comprehensively lost 2023 Cricket world cup
• RCB’s continuous losing run – RCB Loser’s anthems
Foodies
• Dose
• Chaats
• Ice Cream
• Karnataka Food specialties
Anthems
• RCB Loser’s anthem
• Mathematics Anthem
• Bangalore City anthem
• BANDH anthem
• CTR Hotel anthem
• Dairy Day anthems/songs [KANNADA & TAMIL]
• Tribute to Kannada Cinema
• Sringeri Guru Parampare Song based on Kalidasa’s works
• Dedication to CM Siddaramaiah
• Dedication to all foodies who love Karnataka cuisine
• Dedication to Chaats lovers
• Dedication to those for whom TREAT=DOSE
• Dedication to Sri AMIT SHAH
• Dedication to Sri Narendra Modiji
You can listen to the parody songs in the below links [CLICK ON THE IMAGE TO PLAY THE SONG]:
List of parody songs composed and sung by Ramakrishna Bellur Shivaram:
India is one nation full of sensation
wherever you see there is commotion
Parody on State of the Nation during 2012
based on Pillari geethe ‘Lamodara Lakumikara’ composed by Sri Purandaradasaru
bangalore traffic is getting worse
day by day
Parody on Bangalore traffic
based on ‘Srinivasa Enna Bittu’ composed by Sri Purandaradasaru
Why this K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI K(ol)AVERI ree
Parody on Kaveri Water Dispute between Karnataka & TN
based on Anirudh & Dhanush’s popular ‘Why This Kolaveri Di’
Original sung by Dhanush
ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವ ಗುಡ್ಡೆ ಅಂದರೆ
garbage ತಾನೇ
Parody on Bangalore Garbage
based on ‘Kannige Kaanuva devaru andare Ammanu taane’ [Yaarivanu] composed by Rajan–Nagendra, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Master Lohit {Puneeth Rajkumar}
Parents ಬುದ್ಧಿ ಹೇಳಿದರೆ ಕೇಳಬಾರದಮ್ಮ
ಶುದ್ಧಳಾಗಿ FB ಹಿಡ್ಕೊಂಡ್ ಕೂರಬೇಕಮ್ಮ
Parody on Facebook fad
based on ‘buddhi maathu helidare kelabekamma‘ composed by Sri Purandaradasaru
Sid ರಾಮ ನಾಮ ಪಾಯಸಕೆ
DK ನಾಮ ಸಕ್ಕರೆ
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Rama nama payasake‘ composed by Sri Purandaradasaru
ಸಿಗಿವೆಂ ಕ್ಷಣದಲಿ ನಿನ್ನ ನಾಮ್
ಎಲ್ಲಿ ಹೋದರೇನು ನಿನ್ನ ಉಳಿಸೀನು
ಭಾರತೀಯನಾದ ನನ್ನ ಕೆಣಕಿದ
ಮದೋನ್ಮತ್ತ ದುರುಳ ದುಷ್ಟ ಉಗ್ರನೆ
Parody on Terror attacks
based on ‘Sigivem Kshanadali’ [Bhakta Prahlada] composed by TG Lingappa, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
ಇಂದು ನೀ ಬಂದರೆ
ಅದು ಬಹಳ ಬೇಗ
ನಾಳೆ ನೀ ಬಂದರೆ
ಅದು ಬಹಳ ತಡ
100% Kannada version of 100% English song
based on ‘If you come today‘ [Operation Diamond Racket] composed by GK Venkatesh, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
ಇನ್ನು Guarantee
Congressನ ಕಲ್ಯಾಣ
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Innu Guarantee‘ [Nanjundi Kalyana] composed by Upendrakumar, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by S. P. Balasubrahmanyam
ಅದೇ ಕಲ್ಲು ಅದೇ ಕಲ್ಲು
ತಟ್ಟೇಲ್ ಕಾಣುತಿದೆ
ಅನ್ನದಲ್ ತುಂಬಿದೆ
Parody on finding stones in food
based on ‘Ade Kannu‘ [Ade Kannu] composed by GK Venkatesh, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
ಫೇಸ್ ಬುಕ್ ನೆನೆಯದಂತ ನರಜನ್ಮವೇಕೆ
ಫೇಸ್ ಬುಕ್ಕಲ್ ಲೈಕ್ ಮಾಡದ ಅಕೌಂಟು ಏಕೆ
Parody on Facebook fad
based on ‘Hariya Neneyadantha Narajanmaveke‘ composed by Sri Purandaradasaru
ನೋಡಿ ಸ್ವಾಮಿ
ಈಗ್ ನಾವಿರೋದು ಹೀಗೆ
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Nodi Swamy Naavirodu Heege‘ [Nodi Swamy Naavirodu Heege] composed by GK Venkatesh, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by S. P. Balasubrahmanyam
ಎಲ್ಲಿಯ guarantee
ಸಿಗೋದೇನ್ guarantee
ಕೈಗೆ ಹಾಕಿಸ್ಕೊಳ್ಳಿ ಗೋರಂಟಿ
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Ellige Payana‘ [Sipayi Ramu] composed by Upendrakumar, with lyrics penned by RN Jayagopal
Original sung by PB Srinivas
ಕೂರಕ್ಕೆ sankey ಕೆರೆ
ತೇಲಕ್ halasuru ಕೆರೆ
Bangalore City anthem
based on ‘Koorak Kukralli Kere‘ [Nenapirali] composed & lyrics penned by Hamsalekha
Original sung by S. P. Balasubrahmanyam
ಅಕ್ಕಿ ಇಲ್ಲ Unit ಇಲ್ಲ
Clarity ಇಲ್ಲ ಒಗ್ಗಟ್ಟಿಲ್ಲ
ನೀ ಏನೇ ಬೇಕೆಂದರು
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Akki Illa Bele Illa‘ [Gajendra] composed by GK Venkatesh, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by S. P. Balasubrahmanyam
ನನ್ನ ನೀನು ನಿನ್ನ ನಾನು ಕಾದುಕೊಂಡು ಕೂತುಕೊಂಡ್ರೆ
OCಯು ಸಿಗದು ಎಂದು ಸಿದ್ದು ಮಾಮ
Guarantee ಬಾರದೆಂದು ಶಿವೂ ಮಾಮ
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Nanna Neenu Ninna Naanu‘ [Satya Harishchandra] composed by Pendyala Nageswara Rao, with lyrics penned by Hunsuru Krishnamurthy
Original sung by Swarnalatha Jagannath
ಬಾ OCಕೊಡುವೆ ಗಾಂಪರೆ
ನನ್ನ ಮುದ್ದು Voters
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Baa mutthu koduve kandane‘ [Kaamanabillu] composed by Upendrakumar, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
ಎಂಥ ಧೋಖಾನಯ್ಯ
ಇದು ಎಂಥ ಧೋಖಾನಯ್ಯ
ಹೊಸ condition ಕೊಡುವ
ಹೊಸ confusion ಅರಿವ
ಕೋಪವ ತರುವ
ಇದು ಎಂಥ ಧೋಖಾನಯ್ಯ
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Entha Lokavayya‘ [Narada Vijaya] composed by Ashwath-Vaidi, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by KJ Yesudas
ಬಾಲಗ್ರಹ ಪೀಡೆ ಅಲ್ಲ
Letter Bombಗೆ ಹೆದರೋರೆಲ್ಲ
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Taaliban Alla Alla‘ [Appu] composed by Gurukiran, with lyrics penned by Upendra
Original sung by Puneeth Rajkumar
ಧಮ್ಮನು ಹಿಡಿದ
ಜನಗಳ ನೋಡುತ
ಸಿಗರೇಟ್ ಯೋಗಿಯ
ನೋಡಲ್ಲಿ
Parody on Cigarette smokers
based on ‘Negila Hidida‘ [Kaamanabillu] composed by Upendrakumar, with lyrics penned by Kuvempu
Original sung by C Ashwath
ಹಸುಗೆ ಹಸುಗೆ
ಕಲಗಚ್ಚೆಲ್ಲ ನಮ್ಮನೆ ಹಸುಗೆ
Parody on Cows in Bangalore city
based on ‘Besuge‘ [Besuge] composed by Vijaya Bhaskar, with lyrics penned by Geethapriya
Original sung by S. P. Balasubrahmanyam & Vani Jairam
ಕಾಣದಂತೆ ಮಾಯವಾದವು
ಬೀದಿ ನಾಯಿ
ಮೋರಿಯೊಳಗೆ
ಸೇರಿಕೊಂಡವು
Parody on Dogs’ predicament during Deepavali
based on ‘Kaanadante Maayavadanu’ [Chalisuva Modagalu] composed by Rajan–Nagendra, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Master Lohit {Puneeth Rajkumar}
ನಾನಿರುವುದೇ ನಿಮಗಾಗಿ
CTR ಇರುವುದೇ ನಮಗಾಗಿ
CTR Hotel anthem
based on ‘Naaniruvude Nimagaagi‘ [Mayura] composed by GK Venkatesh, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
ಶ್ರಮನಾಡಿನ್ ಮೂಲೇನಾಗೆ
ಇತ್ತೊಂದು ದುಡಿಮೆ ಹಳ್ಳಿ
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Malenaadin Mollenaage‘ [Suvarna Sethuve] composed by Vijaya Bhaskar, with lyrics penned by Dodda Range Gowda
Original sung by Vani Jairam
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ಅನಿಸುತಿದೆ ಯಾಕೋ ಇಂದು
Autoಗಳು ಬರೋದಿಲ್ಲವೆಂದು
Parody on Autos not available from office back home during late nights
based on ‘Anisutide yaako indu‘ [Mungaru Male] composed by Mano Murthy, with lyrics penned by Jayanth Kaikini
Original sung by Sonu Nigam
ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು ಸಿಟಿಯ ಹೊರಗೆ
ಹಾರೋಹಳ್ಳಿಯ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಒಳಗೆ
Dairy Day song
based on ‘Bengaluru Citiya olage’ [Ganeshana Maduve] composed by Rajan–Nagendra, with lyrics penned by Phani Ramachandra
Original sung by Nagendrappa, Mukhyamantri Chandru, Satyabhama, Umesh and others
Dairy Day brand ಚೆನ್ನ
Dairy Day ನೆಲ ಚೆನ್ನ
Dairy Day song
based on ‘Kannadada Maathu Chenna’ [Samara] composed by Kousthubha, with lyrics penned by V Manohar
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
ನಂಬಿಕೆಟ್ಟವರಿಲ್ಲವೋ
Dairy Dayಯನ್ನು ಎಂದೆಂದೂ
Dairy Day song
based on ‘Nambikettavarillavo‘ [Odahuttidavaru] composed by Upendrakumar, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
Dairy Dayಗಿಂತ ರುಚಿ ಬೇರೆ ಇಲ್ಲ
ಒಪ್ಪಿಕೊಂಡೋರು ದಡ್ಡರಲ್ಲ
Dairy Day song
based on ‘Uppiginta Ruchi Bere Illa‘ [Upendra] composed by Gurukiran, with lyrics penned by V Manohar
Original sung by Upendra
Siddaramaiah CMಆದರೆ
DKShi DCMಅಲ್ಲವೇ
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Vishwanathanu’ [Thaayige Thakka Maga] composed by TG Lingappa, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
ನಾವು ಬಂದೆವ
ಕೈ government ನೋಡದಕ್ಕ
ಮಂತ್ರೀನ್ ಲೇವಡಿ ಮಾಡಿ
ಮತ್ತು ಹೋಗದಕ್ಕ
ಫ್ರೀಯ ಫ್ರೀಯ
ಫ್ರೀ ಫ್ರೀ ಫ್ರೀಯ
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Naavu Bandeva’ [Paapa Punya] composed by Padma Charan, with lyrics penned by Mahadeva Banakar
Original sung by P Nageswara Rao
Ministers ಎಲ್ಲ ಜಾಣರಲ್ಲ
Voters ಎಲ್ಲ ಕೊಣರಲ್ಲ
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Doddavarella Jaanaralla’ [Guru Shishyaru (1981)] composed by KV Mahadevan, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by S. P. Balasubrahmanyam
We’ll win the world cup darling
We’ll kiss the world cup darling
We’ll hug the world cup darling
We’ll hold the world cup darling
Cheering India for 2023 Cricket World Cup Finals
based on ‘I Wanna See My Darling’ [H2O] composed by Sadhu Kokila, with lyrics penned by Upendra
Original sung by Hemanth Rao
Aussies ಹೊಸೆದ ಸೋಲಿನ ದಾರ
ದಾರದಿ ಬೆಸೆದ wicketಗಳ ಹಾರ
After India comprehensively lost 2023 Cricket world cup
based on ‘Devaru Hoseda’ [Mutthinahaara] composed and penned by Hamsalekha
Original sung by Dr.M.Balamuralikrishna
Fund ಎಂದರೆ Fund
Area Fund
Congressಪುರದ OC Fund
Conress Fund
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Gandu endare Gandu’ [Bahaddur Gandu] composed by M Ranga Rao, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by S. P. Balasubrahmanyam
Votersಅನ್ ಮೀಟಿದವ
Election ದಾಟಿದವ
Parody on Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Tamburi meetidava‘ composed by Sri Purandaradasaru
Starting dialogue before DANGER song
After India comprehensively lost 2023 Cricket world cup
based on ‘Neev Indianse heege…‘ by Upendra in ‘Rakthakanneeru‘
Danger 15 to 20 overs Danger
20 to 30 overs slower
40ಗೆ pinch hitters
50ಗೆ innings closure
After India comprehensively lost 2023 Cricket world cup
based on ‘Danger’ [Rakthakanneeru] composed by Sadhu Kokila, with lyrics penned by Chi. Upendra
Original sung by Hemanth Rao
ಸೋತರಾ
ಭಾರತ ತಣ್ಣಗಾದರಾ
ಫೈನಲ್ಸಲ್ ಸೋಲನ್ ಕಂಡ್ರ
ಜಾರ್ಕೊಂಡ್ ಬಿದ್ರಾ
After India comprehensively lost 2023 Cricket world cup
based on ‘Sankara Naadasareerapara’ [Sankarabharanam] composed by KV Mahadevan, with lyrics penned by Veturi Sundara Rama Murthy
Original sung by S. P. Balasubrahmanyam
Dairy Day
Ice Cream Cake
ತಿನ್ನೋ ಸಮಯ
Choco Mocha
ಬೇಕೆಂದಿದೆ ಹೃದಯ
Dairy Day song
based on ‘Gelathi Baaradu‘ [Eradu Nakshatragalu] composed by GK Venkatesh, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
ನನ್ನ ಜಗವೇ
ನಮ್ಮ ನಟರು
ಸಿಗಲಿ ಬೇಗ
ಸೊಬಗು
Cinema Cinema
Tribute to Kannada Cinema
based on ‘Balma‘ [Tagaru] composed by Charan Raj, with lyrics penned by Jayanth Kaikini
Original sung by Charan Raj, Siddharth Belmannu
ಆಲಯ ವಿದ್ಯಾಲಯ
ವಿದ್ಯಾರ್ಥಿಗಳ ನಿಲಯ
Parody on Naughty school kids
based on ‘Aalaya Mrugalaya’ [Mrugalaya] composed by Rajan–Nagendra, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by S. P. Balasubrahmanyam
Dairy Day Ice Cream ತಿನ್ನೋಕ್ಕೆ
Funsipಎಲ್ಲ ಕುಡಿಯೋಕ್ಕೆ
Dairy Day Song
based on ‘Thutthu Anna Thinnokke‘ [Jimmi Gallu] composed by Vijaya Bhaskar, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Vishnuvardhan
Sringeri Guru Parampare
Selected Names of few Acharyas of Sringeri
based on Title song of ‘Kavirathna Kalidasa‘ containing works of Kalidasa
Original sung by PB Srinivas
ಬಾದಾಮಿಲ್ ನಿಂತು ಗೆದ್ದ
Vote ಹಾಕ್ದೋರ್ ಮನವಾ ಗೆದ್ದ
ಚಂಡ ಪ್ರಚಂಡ ಸಿದ್ದನು
ಬಂದ
OCಯ ಮೋಡಿ ಹಾಕಿದ
Dedication to CM Siddaramaiah
based on ‘Naariya Seere Kadda‘ [Daari Tappida Maga] composed by GK Venkatesh, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
ಇದೇ ಫುಡ್ಡು
ಇದೇ ಲಡ್ಡೂ
Dedication to all foodies who love Karnataka cuisine
based on ‘Ide naadu Ide Bhaashe‘ [Thirugubaana] composed by Satyam, with lyrics penned by RN Jayagopal
Original sung by S. P. Balasubrahmanyam & Chorus
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ಎಲ್ಲ Negative Newsu
AI Deepfake ಬಗೆದಾ
ಮನುಜ ಕಾಣೋ
Parody on Digital World exhaustion and bane of mobiles and apps
based on ‘Ella Melu Keelu‘ [Aalemane] composed by Ashwath-Vaidi, with lyrics penned by Dodda Range Gowda
Original sung by C Ashwath
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Mobileನ ತೆರೆಯನು ಸರಿಸಿದರೇನೇ
ಕಾಣುವುದು Homework Project
Parody on Kid’s obsession with Mobiles, neglecting homework and studies
based on ‘Maayeya Tereyanu’ [Shiva Mecchida Kannappa] composed by TG Lingappa, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
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Dairy Day ಇಂದ ನಾನು ಮೇಲೆ ಬಂದೆ
Dairy Day-ಯನ್ನೇ ನನ್ನ ದೇವರೆಂದೆ
Dairy Day Song
based on ‘Janarinda Naanu Mele Bandhe’ [Shabdhavedhi] composed and lyrics by Hamsalekha
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
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ತಂದೆ ಕೊಡಿಸೋ ದೋಸೆ
ಕಾಫಿ ಕುಡಿಯೋವರೆಗೆ
Dedicated to those for whome TREAT=DOSE
based on ‘Thande kodiso seere’ [Midida Hrudayagalu] composed and penned by Hamsalekha
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
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Tomorrow Never Dies
ನಾಳೆಗೆ ಸಾವಿಲ್ಲ
James Bond Film names in Kannada
based on ‘Bisile Irali’ [Bettada Hoovu] composed by Rajan-Nagendra, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Master Puneeth [Lohit]
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Tikki Puri Tikki Puri
ಖಾರ ಏಕೆ ನನ್ನಲಿ
Dedicated to Chaats lovers
based on ‘Satyabhaame’ [Ravichandra] composed by Upendrakumar, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
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ಮೋದಿ ಹಿಂದೆ ನೀನು ನಿಂತೆ
ವಿರೋಧಿಗಳಿಗ್ ನಿಂದೇ ಚಿಂತೆ
ಆಗಿ ಭಾಜಪಾ-ಲ್ ಕುಂತೆ
ಕಿಲಾಡಿ
ಜೈ ಅಮಿತ್ ಶಾ
Dedication to Sri Amit Shah
based on ‘Kaadinalli Meese Itte‘ [Kutumba] composed by Gurukiran, with lyrics penned by Upendra
Original sung by Manu
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ಮೋದಿ ನಮ್ಮವರು
ನಮ್ಮ ಮನೆಯವರು
Dedication to Sri Narendra Modiji
based on ‘Naanu Nimmavanu‘ [Purushottama], composed and penned by Hamsalekha
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
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ಹಸುಗಳು Median ಬಳಿ ಕೂತಿವೆ
Parody on Cows siiting near the road median in Bangalore city
based on ‘Shilegalu Sangeethava Haadive‘ [Rathasapthami] composed by Upendra Kumar, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by S. P. Balasubrahmanyam & S. Janaki
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ಬಂದ್ ಮಾಡೋ ವಾರ ಗಲಭೆ ತರುವ ವಾರ
BANDH Anthem based on ‘Indu Shukravara Shubhava tharuva vaara‘ composed by M Ranga Rao, with lyrics penned by RN Jayagopal
Original sung by BK Sumitra and Chorus
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ರಾಗಿ ತಂದೀರಾ MALTಗೆ ರಾಗಿ ತಂದೀರಾ
Parody on Congress Govt.’s Ragi Malt scheme headed by Siddu-DKShi
based on ‘Raagi Thandeera‘ composed by Sri Purandaradasaru
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ಹೇ ಸಿದ್ದಣ್ಣ ! ನಮ್ಮ ವೋಟೆ ವೋಟ್-ಅಣ್ಣ
ಹೇ ಸಿದ್ದಣ್ಣ ! ಮೋದಿ ಗೋರ್ಮೆಂಟ್ ಬೆಸ್ಟ್ ಅಣ್ಣ
based on ‘Hey Rukkamma’ [Sipayi] composed and lyrics by Hamsalekha
Original sung by S. P. Balasubrahmanyam
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OC ಗೀಸಿ ಹಂಚುತ್ತಾ
Treasury ಕೊಳ್ಳೆ ಹೊಡೆಯುತ್ತಾ
ಉಉಉಉಉ
ಉಉಉಉಉ
based on ‘Belli Moda Hatthuttha’ [Minchina Ota – (1980)] composed by Prabhakar Badri and lyrics by TN Narasimhan
Original sung by Shankar Nag, Ananth Nag and D. Prabhakar Rao
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Rational Irrational
Maths ಮಾತಾಡೇ
based on ‘Gaali Tangaali’ [Ranganayaka] composed by J Anoop Seelin and lyrics by Sharadasutha
Original sung by J Anoop Seelin & Muniraju
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ಮೋದಿ ರಾಯರ ಮನದಲಿ ನೆನೆದರೆ ಸಾಲದೇ
Parody based on ‘Anjaneyana’ [Devotional songs on Maruthi] composed by Upendrakumar, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
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TECHNICAL-aa TURNOVER-aa TEAM STRENGTH-AA
Parody based on ‘Kalviya Selvama Veerama’ [Saraswathi Sabatham] composed by K. V. Mahadevan, with lyrics penned by Kannadasan
Original sung by T. M. Soundararajan
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ಮೋದಿಯ ನೋಡಿದಿರಾ ನಮ್ಮ ಮೋದಿಯ ನೋಡಿದಿರಾ
Parody based on ‘Hanumana Nodidira’ [Devotional songs on Maruthi] composed by Upendrakumar, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar
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ನೀ ನಡೆಸೋ YOUTUBE CHANNELನಲ್ಲಿ
ನಗೆ EMOJI ಬಾಡದಿರಲಿ
Lovers’ parody based on ‘Nee Nadeva Haadiyalli’ [Bangarada Hoovu] composed by Rajan-Nagendra, with lyrics penned by Vijayanarasimha
Original sung by P Susheela & S Janaki
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ಆರತಿ ಎತ್ತಿರೆ ಆರ್ ಸಿ ಬಿ ಗೆ
ನಮ್ ಸುಮಾರ್ ಸಿ ಬಿ ಗೆ
based on ‘Aarati Ettire Kall Manjange’ [Eddelu Manjunatha] composed by J Anoop Seelin and lyrics by Sharadasutha
Original sung by B. K. Sumitra, Anoop Seelin
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IPL ದಾರಿಯಲ್ಲಿ Cup ಜಾರಿ ಹೋದ
ಚಿಪ್ಪು ಮೇಲೆ ಬಂದ
based on ‘Baana Daariyalli’ [Bhagyavantha] composed by TG Lingappa, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Poornachandra, Master Lohith [Appu]
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ಹಳ್ಳಿಯಾದರೇನು ಶಿವಾ
ದಿಲ್ಲಿಯಾದರೇನು ಶಿವಾ
ವೋಟ್ ಮಾಡ್ಲೇಬೇಕು ಶಿವಾ
Parody asking everyone to VOTE during elections
based on ‘Halliyadarenu Shiva’ [Mayor Mutthanna] composed by Rajan–Nagendra, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by PB Srinivas
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ಎಷ್ಟೊಂದ್ ಜನ ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಯಾರು ವೋಟರ್ಸ್
ಎಷ್ಟೊಂದ್ ಮನೆ ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲಿ ನಮ್ ವೋಟರ್ಸ್
Parody about the Poor Voter Turnout in Bangalore during elections
based on ‘Eshtond Jana’ [Chinnari Mutha] composed by C. Aswath, with lyrics penned by H. S. Venkateshamurthy
Original sung by Baby Rekha
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ಮೋದಿ ಮೋದಿ ಮೋದಿ ಮೋದಿ
ಚುನಾವಣೆ ಜಾತ್ರೆ ದಿವಸ ಮತ ಹಾಕೋ ಟೈಮಿನಲ್ಲಿ
Modi Anthem based on ‘Jackie title song’ [Jackie] composed by V Harikrishna, with lyrics penned by Yogaraj Bhat
Original sung by Naveen Madhav
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ರಾಹುಲ್ ಗೆ ಹಲ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ
ತಿಳುವಳಿಕೆ ಇಲ್ವಲ್ಲ
ತಾಳಿಯು ಇನ್ನೂ ನಿಂಗಿಲ್ಲ
Parody on Rahul Gandhi based on ‘Kolige Hallilla’ [Galaate Samsara] composed by GK Venkatesh, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by S. P. Balasubrahmanyam
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