Archive for the 'Kids' Category
January 2, 2018
Hope this team can turn it into India vs ಸೋತ್ Africa.
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Remember this?!
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ಅದೇನೋ ಹೇಳ್ತಾರಲ್ಲ….ಬಾಯ್ಬಿಟ್ರೆ…
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Kannappa > Padmavati!
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What’s common betw. storywriters and builders?
Both build stories/storeys on plots.
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Have we opTED for this?!
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He is a master of shadow play!
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Change is the only constant!
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Exam ಬಂದ್ರೆ ಪದ್ಮನ್ ಮನೆ!
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Racing with the first full moon on the first day of the year.
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Doll in the Bigg Boss house!
#nivedithagowda #BBK5 #ColorsSuper
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May this year be a memorable one! Have a Fantastic 2018!
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Read a book. Expand your mind.
Sense of humor is an essential life skill.
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He is the first one to greet you during new year and festivals. Who?
Wish ಕಂಠಯ್ಯ.
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ಏನಮ್ಮ ನ್ಯೂ ಇಯರ್ ರೆಸಲ್ಯೂಶನ್ನು?
ಏನಿಲಮ್ಮ.
ಯಾಕಮ್ಮ?
ಗಾಡಿ ಓಡಿಸ್ಬೇಕಾದ್ರೇನೇ ಲೆಫ್ಟು ರೈಟು ಇಂಡಿಕೇಟರ್ ಹಾಕಿ ಕಮಿಟ್ಟಾಗಲ್ಲ…ಇನ್ನು…
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HNY (Happy New Year), for those who celebrate.
HNY (Hosvarsha Namgella Yugadi) for others.
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Waiting for the New Year!?
Noisy neighbours?
ನೆರೆ ಹೊರೆ.
2018 = SO SO.
Starts and ends on ಸೋಮವಾರ.
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Vidarbha did a miracle in Ranji.
TN is wanting a miracle by Rajni.
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He was born in Porbandar. But he is symbolised by three bandar.
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Uttarayana begins with Sankranti.
Because exams starts soon after.
And writing answers in exams is a Ramayana, hence it is called Uttarayana.
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Tags: 2018, akshay kumar, anant ambani, apana mudra, baba symbol, bedara kannappa, bigg boss house, bigg boss kannada 5, book reading, colors super kannada, Cricket, full moon, hand shadow, HNY, India, New Year, New Year Resolution, niveditha gowda, pad man, padmavat, padmavati, Rajinikanth, Rajni, rajni baba movie, Rambling with Bellur on Facebook, ranji vidarbha, Rwb FB page, Selfie, shadow play, South Africa
December 1, 2017
Posted in Cartoons, Dr.Rajkumar, Environment, Humour, Kannada, Kids, Personal, School, Thamashe Treats | 1 Comment »
Tags: Damp weather, Jeevana Chaitra
June 20, 2017
Over pampered GST kid made from the letters GST!
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ಅವನು: ಐ ಲವ್ ಯು ಸೋ ಮಚ್!
ಅವಳು: ಎಷ್ಟ್ ಲವ್ ಮಾಡ್ತ್ಯಾ?
ಅವನು: 72%
ಅವಳು: ವೈ ನಾಟ್ 100%?
ಅವನು: 28% GST ಇದ್ಯಲ್ಲ ಬೇಬಿ?!
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GST: Gondala Srushtisiruva Tatva
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Mahesh and Umesh are saying they’re GST. coz they’re Golden Star’s Thammandru.
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Ajji: Delivery over?
He: Yes,triplets!
Ajji: Hesru?
He: Govind, Srinivas, Trisha!
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ನಿಜ್ವಾಗ್ಲೂ ಅಡುಗೆ ಮನೆ ಥರ ಅನ್ನಿಸ್ತಿದೆ ನಂಗೆ ಅಕೌಂಟ್ಸ್ ಡಿಪಾರ್ಟ್ಮೆಂಟು. ಮಾತುಗಳೂ ಹಂಗೇ ಕೇಳಿಸ್ತಿದೆ. ಸ್ಯಾಂಪಲ್ ದಿಸ್:
ಅವರಾಡಿದ್ಮಾತು: ಇದನ್ ಯಾಕಪ್ಪ ಈ ಫೈಲಲ್ಲ್ ಹಾಕಿದೀರ?
ನಂಗ್ಕೇಳಿದ್ಮಾತು: ಶ್ಯಾವಿಗೆ ಪಾಯಸಕ್ ಯಾಕಪ್ಪ ಪುಳ್ಯೋಗ್ರೆ ಗೊಜ್ಜು ಹಾಕಿದೀರ?
ಅವರಾಡಿದ್ಮಾತು: ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಎಂಟ್ರಿ ಮಾಡ್ತಾರೇನಪ್ಪ ಇದನ್ನ?
ನಂಗ್ಕೇಳಿದ್ಮಾತು: ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಓಡಾಡೋ ಜಾಗದಲ್ಲಿ ಉಂಡೆ ಕಟ್ತಾರೇನಪ್ಪ?
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ಛತ್ರದಲ್ಲಿ ಅಡುಗೆಮನೇಲಿ ಹತ್ತಾರು ಜನ ಭಟ್ಟ್ರು ತರ್ಕಾರಿ ಹೆಚ್ಚೋದೇನು, ಕಾಯಿ ತುರ್ಯೋದೇನು, ಕಾಫಿ ಬೆರ್ಸೋದೇನು, ಬೂಂದಿ ಮಾಡ್ತಿರೋದೇನು, ಒಬ್ಬ್ರೂ ಸುಮ್ನೆ ಕೂತಿಲ್ಲ. ಫುಲ್ ಬಿಸಿ. ಅಕೌಂಟ್ಸ್ ಡಿಪಾರ್ಟ್ಮೆಂಟ್ ಈ ರೀತಿ ಕಾಣ್ತಿದೆ!
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ಜೀಯೆಸ್ಟೀಕಾಲೇ ಟ್ಯಾಕ್ಸಾಭ್ಯಾಸ.
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GST: Ghamaghamisuva Shudhaavaada Thuppa
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GST: Gondala Srushtisiruva Tatva
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Need I say that amonGST many, there is an anGST about it?
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भज गोविन्दं भज गोविन्दं, गोविन्दं भज मूढमते |
संप्राप्ते संनिहिते काले नहि नहि रक्षति GSTकरणे ||
– Adi RK Belluracharya
Bhaja Govindam, Bhaja Govindam Govindam Bhaja Moodamathe |
Sampraapte sannihite kaale, Nahi nahi rakshati GSTkarane ||Oh, mind steeped in ignorance (मूढमते moodamathe) ! Pray unto Govinda (गोविन्दं भज Govindam bhaja). When our time comes near (काले संप्राप्ते [सति] kaale sampraapte [sati]), GST chanting (GSTकरणे GSTkarane), will not save us (नहि नहि रक्षति nahi nahi rakshati.)
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‘One nation one tax’ we’re seeing now.
Kunti followed: 1 house – 1 kitchen – 1 d-i-l
Posted in Accounts Jokes, Art, Cartoons, Fonts, Fun with alphabet, Humour, India, Kids, Politics, Rants, Thamashe Treats | Leave a Comment »
Tags: Goods and Services Tax, GST
April 17, 2017
Anuku song: Facebookkin moolenaage ittondu meme-na halli
Written by: Ramakrishna Bellur
[Original ಹಾಡು: ಮಲ್ನಾಡಿನ್ ಮೂಲೆನಾಗೆ ಇತ್ತೊಂದು ಸೋಮನಹಳ್ಳಿ
ಚಿತ್ರ: ಸುವರ್ಣ ಸೇತುವೆ (1982)
ಸಾಹಿತ್ಯ: ದೊಡ್ಡರಂಗೇಗೌಡ
ಸಂಗೀತ: ವಿಜಯಭಾಸ್ಕರ್
ಹಾಡಿದವರು: ವಾಣಿ ಜಯರಾಂ]
facebookkin moolenaage ittondu meme-na halli
aa hallil ella janaru whatsappe gottildoru
avarolage mudukiyoblu, meme maadkond meritidlu
avalantu bho naughty, thumba haughty
facebookkin moolenaage ittondu meme-na halli
aa muduki chandada memer saakiralu
aa memer memu FBli haaktiralu
adrindle whatsappalli memes moodthaithendu
nanindle humourru kaantaitendu
tannindle memu ella, taanilde whatsapp illa
andkonde FBli kobbidalu
la la la lala land la la la la
la la la lala land la la la la
aa facebookkin moolenaage ittondu meme-na halli
Whatsapp-norge thann mahatva thorisbekendu
kankalanaage laptop-annu bacchitkondu
katthalnaage memer jothe hejje ittkondu
FB-kaadu serkondlu hotth nodkondu
meme banthu yavathnange, pecchadlu muduki hange
nadedaithe memeloka yavathnange
la la la lala land la la la la
la la la lala land la la la la
aa facebookkin moolenaage ittondu meme-na halli
thanna memer maadidrene meme aagtaitendu
nambkonda muduki page down-aaitindu
saddilde jokes maador memes kodthare
nimge gottu yav yav mandi haasya maadthare
tilkondu FB neethi, tiddkondu whatsapp reethi
ellarigu hidsohaage jokes maadbeku
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Tags: Doddarangegowda, Facebook, FB, Humour, jokes, la la land, Memer, Memes, Music Director, parody, sense of humour, Spoof, Suvarna Sethuve (1982), Vani Jayaram, Vijayabhaskar, WA, Whatsapp
April 15, 2017
ಕಲೆ-ನೆಲೆ
ನೆಲೆಯೆಲ್ಲಿ?
ನೆಲದ ಋಣವಿರುವಲ್ಲಿ.
ಕಲೆಯೆಲ್ಲಿ?
ಶಾರದೆಯ ಅನುಗ್ರಹವಿರುವಲ್ಲಿ.
ಕಲಾವಿದನೆಲ್ಲಿ?
ಸಂಸ್ಕಾರವಿರುವಲ್ಲಿ.
– ರಾಮಕೃಷ್ಣ ಬೆಳ್ಳೂರು
Posted in Art, Dr.Rajkumar, Entertainment, Environment, Festivals & Celebrations, Films, Fonts, Food, Fun with alphabet, Graphic Design, Humour, Kannada, Karnataka, Kids, Life, Logo, MS Subbulakshmi, Music and Dance, Musings, Personal, Rangoli, Religion & Philosophy, Sanskrit, School, Science, Society, Technology, Thamashe Treats | Leave a Comment »
Tags: Art, artist
April 11, 2017
Till late ’80s, usage of LOTTE PUSKI was 94.7%. Today it has dropped to 0.02%.
Posted in Bangalore, Graphic Design, Humour, Kannada, Kids, Nostalgia, Personal, Thamashe Treats | Leave a Comment »
Tags: As if, lotte puski
March 9, 2017
Posted in Dr.Rajkumar, Entertainment, Exams, Films, Humour, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Kids, Nostalgia, Personal, Rants, RK Narayan, School, Thamashe Treats | Leave a Comment »
Tags: Maths Class, Maths Teacher, PT period, PT Teacher
March 9, 2017
ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ 8 ಮತ್ತು 4 ಬರೆಯೋದು ಹೇಳಿಕೊಟ್ಟರೆ, ಎಲ್ಲ ಅಂಕಿಗಳನ್ನು ಹೇಳಿಕೊಟ್ಟಂತೆ.
ತಲೆ+ಕಲೆ: ರಾಮಕೃಷ್ಣ ಬೆಳ್ಳೂರು
Posted in Art, Fonts, Fun with alphabet, Graphic Design, Humour, Kids, Musings, Personal, School, Science, Thamashe Treats | Leave a Comment »
Tags: 4, 8, Fun with numbers, Learning is fun, Numbers
January 25, 2017
MAYABAZAAR: The first movie to conceptualize the Lie Detector and Laptop with Video Calling decades before they came into existence! Have been in awe of MAYABAZAAR’s technical wizardry ever since I saw it as a kid!
Posted in Art, Films, Graphic Design, Hindu, Humour, Kids, Nostalgia, Product Review, Religion & Philosophy, Science, Technology, Thamashe Treats | Leave a Comment »
Tags: Laptop with skype facility, Lie Detector, Mayabazaar, Priyadarshini, Satyapeetha, Video calling
January 25, 2017
Posted in Art, Exams, Food, Graphic Design, Health, Humour, Kannada, Kids, Nostalgia, Rants, School, Teacher's Day, Thamashe Treats | Leave a Comment »
Tags: egg, grades, koLi moTTe, marks, nightmares, School, zero on ten
