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Financial Wishes from Pradeep Eshwar

April 8, 2024

MLA Pradeep Eshwar’s FINANCIAL WISHES in today’s Sanje Vani…
1. …ಆರ್ಥಿಕ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು ! [Arthika Shubhashayagalu]
2. The Cuckoo looks more like a crow!
#pradeepeshwar #ugadi

Flat Coffee Google Doodle = ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ ಕೊಡೋ ಹಾಲು ಕಾಫಿ!

March 11, 2024

Namma Metro Coffee

Logo parody: Cafe Coffee Day

How to Brew the Best South Indian Filter Coffee

Kaapi Nirvana

RAMKI BELLUR: YOUTUBE CHANNEL

January 2, 2024

Have added all the parody Songs on my Youtube Channel: RAMKI BELLUR

ರಾಂಕಿ ಬೆಳ್ಳೂರ್ ರಚಿಸಿ ಹಾಡಿರುವ ಅಣುಕು ಗೀತೆಗಳು !

Spoofs and parodies have always fascinated me since many years. Tried my hand in creating a few over the years.

My latest is related to the present HITS & MISSES by Congress government in Karnataka headed by CM Siddaramaiah & DCM DK Shivakumar, starting with the 5 Guarantees. There is a dedication to our dear CM Siddu.

There are a few parodies lauding Modiji’s government and, have dedicated one to Amit Shah too.

Have made some parodies related to India’s unbeaten run to the 2023 World cup finals and after India’s comprehensive defeat in the FINALS to the Aussies.

There are over a dozen parodies for FOODIES!

Have covered a range of topics in the parodies like Naughty school kids, Sringeri Guru Parampare, Dogs during Diwali, 70-hr work week and Professionals not getting Autorickshaw back home late night, CTR Hotel Anthem, Cows on streets, Bangalore Lovers’ anthem, Increase in Cigarette smokers, foodies getting stones while eating, FB & social media craze, Kannada version of ‘If you come today’, ‘Sigivem Kshanadali’ to Terrorists, Bangalore Garbage & Traffic issues, Cauvery problem, and Indian politics…

Since last few years, have been composing and singing Dairy Day Ice Cream anthems and tributes regularly. My bosses and colleagues enjoy it.

You will find Parodies on :
• State of the Nation during 2012
• Bangalore traffic
• Kaveri Water Dispute between Karnataka & TN
• Bangalore Garbage
• Facebook fad
Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi [over a dozen parodies]
• Terror attacks
• 100% Kannada version of 100% English song
• Finding stones in food
• Cigarette smokers
• Cows in Bangalore city
• Dogs’ predicament during Deepavali
• Autos not available from office back home during late nights
• Naughty school kids
• Exhausting digital world; Bane of Deepfakes & digital apps
• Kid’s obsession with Mobiles, neglecting homework and studies
• Kannada names of James Bond Films
• Cows sitting near road medians in Bangalore

Cricket
• Cheering India for 2023 Cricket World Cup Finals
• After India comprehensively lost 2023 Cricket world cup

Foodies
• Dose
• Chaats
• Ice Cream
• Karnataka Food specialties

Anthems
• Bangalore City anthem
• BANDH anthem
• CTR Hotel anthem
• Dairy Day anthems/songs
• Tribute to Kannada Cinema
• Sringeri Guru Parampare Song based on Kalidasa’s works
• Dedication to CM Siddaramaiah
• Dedication to all foodies who love Karnataka cuisine
• Dedication to Chaats lovers
• Dedication to those for whom TREAT=DOSE
• Dedication to Sri AMIT SHAH
• Dedication to Sri Narendra Modiji

You can listen to the parody songs by visiting my Youtube Channel: RAMKI BELLUR !

ಮೋದಿ ನಮ್ಮವರು
ನಮ್ಮ ಮನೆಯವರು
Dedication to Sri Narendra Modiji
based on Naanu Nimmavanu [Purushottama]composed and penned by Hamsalekha
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar

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Tomorrow Never Dies ನಾಳೆಗೆ ಸಾವಿಲ್ಲ
James Bond Film names in Kannada based on ‘Bisile Irali’ [Bettada Hoovu] composed by Rajan-Nagendra, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Master Puneeth [Lohit]

ಅಣುಕು ಗೀತೆ ತಮಾಷೆಗಾಗಿ. ಕಲೆ ಎಂದಿಗೂ ಆತ್ಮತೃಪ್ತಿಗಾಗಿ.

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Visit: PARODY SONGS BY RAMKI BELLUR – post containing details of songs and audio versions

HUMOUR IN NEWS – 2

November 20, 2023

HUMOUR IN NEWS – 2
20.11.23
By RK Bellur

Women, baby die after stepping on live wire in Bengaluru – and the name of the place ? Hope Farm !

Head breaks billion hearts – Usually Success goes to the head…but here, Head took the success!

Cummins surely must get a PAT for MARSHalling his resources and playing with full JOSH !

Kapil Says he wasn’t invited for the WC Final – he is talking like some of the relatives who expect invites for functions, where they can easily gatecrash!

Full page ad related to 6 months of illustrious achievements of Siddu govt – Size of Siddu and DK’s photo tells a tale…When the govt was formed, both their photos was in equal size… but today, after 6 months, DK’s is a passport sized photo while Siddu’s is bit more than a postcard size !

‘t was Indira Gandhi’s birthday, and INDIA lost the finals…remember they used to say INDIRA is INDIA… but seems INDIA does not have her blessings…[no, am not talking of the I.N.D.I.A alliance]

Many Indian players were seen crying after the debacle…When he hits he is RoHITman…but yday, he was ROhit….

Imagine your kid is performing on the big stage, and falters…but parents still encourage the kid…Today’s papers are full of such ads – Take a bow, Blues….Thank you for winning our hearts…#Roar for India…Great efforts Team India…

Which gas company did Rahul and Kohli promote yesterday? SHELL – both went into one and never came back !

Finally, Pat again on the back of Cummins for doing what parents and teachers can’t – He and his team kept us MUM for most of the time !

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HUMOUR IN NEWS – PART:1

HUMOUR IN NEWS

October 25, 2023

HUMOUR IN NEWS
25.10.23
By RK Bellur

DKS’ push for ‘Kanaka’pura under B’luru – Headline in DH front pg. Under this article is a Quarter pg ad which says – When the going gets tough, you can count on gold. – DK is seeing gold in ‘Kanaka’pura !

Whatta coincidence!!

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बकरी ओनर को मिला कुत्ते से कुत्ते की मौत !

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ತನ್ನ ಮೋಡಿಯ spin bowlingನಿಂದ batsman ಆಡುವಾಗ ಬೇಡಿ ಹಾಕುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ಬೇಡಿ ಇನ್ನಿಲ್ಲ.

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Durgadevi, kindly bless us with as many hands as you have to clean the garbage in the city, post Navratri.

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Metal Contamination in Vegetables:

Now, truly, there is lotsa IRON in vegetables !

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When Yaduveer was performing puje to Shami Vriksha, the Indian quickie fans felt elated!

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The way he is smashing 100s, conversion rate will be from quinTON to Quintal !

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Imam Ul Haq said, “we’ve to eat more protein instead of carbs to start hitting some sixes”.

If not the batsmen, we can see their bowlers getting DUCKS in ‘W’ column – surely, अंडे में proteins हैं!

ಸಾರ್ಥಕ ದೇಶಕೆ ನರೇಂದ್ರ ಮೋದಿ

September 17, 2023

ಸಾರ್ಥಕ ದೇಶಕೆ ನರೇಂದ್ರ ಮೋದಿ
ರಚನೆ: ರಾಮಕೃಷ್ಣ ಬೆಳ್ಳೂರು

ದೇಶದ ಶ್ರೇಯಸ್ಸಿಗೆ ಶ್ರಮಿಸುವ ಪ್ರಧಾನಿ ಮೋದಿ
ದೇಶ ದೇಶಗಳಲ್ಲೂ ಸ್ನೇಹ ಸಾರುವ ಸಾವಧಾನಿ ಸತ್ಯಶೋಧಿ

ಜನಧನ ಯೋಜನೆಯ ರೂವಾರಿ ಮೋದಿ
ಜನಸುರಕ್ಷೆಯ ನಾಯಕ ಮೋದಿ

ಜೀವನ ಜ್ಯೋತಿ ಭೀಮೆಯ ಯೋಜನೆ
ಅಟಲ ಪಿಂಚಣಿ ಯೋಜನೆ

ಮುದ್ರ ಯೋಜನೆ ವಿಶ್ವಕರ್ಮ ಯೋಜನೆ
ಸೇತು ಭಾರತ ಯೋಜನೆ

ಸ್ವಚ್ಛ ಭಾರತ ಯೋಜನೆ ಸಂಸದ ಆದರ್ಶ ಗ್ರಾಮ ಯೋಜನೆ
ಮೋದಿಗೆ ಉಜ್ವಲ ಭಾರತದ ಯೋಚನೆ

ರಾಷ್ಟ್ರವನ್ನು ಬೆಸೆಯುವ ಸಂಧಾನ ಮಂತ್ರಿ
ಪ್ರಪಂಚದೆಲ್ಲೆಡೆ ಮೆಚ್ಚುಗೆ ಗಳಿಸಿದ ವ್ಯವಧಾನಿ ಮಂತ್ರಿ

ವಿಜ್ಞಾನಿಗಳಿಗೆ ಅಚ್ಚು ಮೆಚ್ಚು ಮೋದಿ
ರೈತರ ಪಾಲಿಗೆ ಒಲಿಯುವ ಮೋದಿ

ಮಕ್ಕಳು ನೆನೆಯುವ ಪ್ರಧಾನಿ ಮೋದಿ
ಹಿಂದೂ ರಾಷ್ಟ್ರಕೆ ಸಂಪ್ರದಾನಿ ಮೋದಿ

ಮಧ್ಯಮ ವರ್ಗಕೆ ಆಶಾಕಿರಣ
ದೇಶದ ಏಳ್ಗೆಗೆ ನಾಗಾಭರಣ

ಬಡವರ ಬಂಧು ನಮ್ಮ ಮೋದಿ
ಸಾರ್ಥಕ ದೇಶಕೆ ನರೇಂದ್ರ ಮೋದಿ

ಸತ್ಯ ಶೋಧಿಸಿ, ಬೋಧಿಸಲಿ ಶಕ್ತಿವಂತ ಮೋದಿ
ಜಾತಿ ಮತಗಳನ್ನು ಮೀರಿ ಮೇಲೇರಲಿ ಹಸನ್ಮುಖಿ ಮೋದಿ

ಮಾತಿನಲ್ಲೇ ಮೋಡಿ ಮಾಡುವರು ಮೋದಿ
ಆಯುಧ ಎತ್ತದೇ ವೈರಿಯ ಸದೆಬಡಿಯುವರು ಮೋದಿ

ನೂರ್ಕಾಲ ಬಾಳಲಿ ಪ್ರೀತಿಯ ಮೋದಿ
ಸರಕಾರ ನಡೆಸಲಿ ಎಂದಿಗೂ ಮೋದಿ

Hindustan Times tagline :: Husband-wife

September 13, 2023

LLaMA & ALLAMA !

July 20, 2023

Ice Cream & AIs cream!

July 17, 2023