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BIFFes SPECIAL

This post is dedicated to my dear friend, a great BIFFes devotee HH Vasuki Raghavan.

Vasuki Raghavan: A Cartoon

Ella OK… Dubbing Yaake? (Bellur – Vasuki Feature)

Vasuki Raghavan: A Caricature

Relation between #BIFFES and Gandabherunda used in the logo! This is how I see it.

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ಬಫೆಸ್ ಎಳ್ದಷ್ಟು ನನ್ನನ್ನು ಬಿಫೆಸ್ ಎಳ್ಯಲ್ಲ.

#BIFFES #foodie4ever

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ಯೆಂಕ್ಟ್ರಮಣಸ್ವಾಮಿ ಭಕ್ತ್ರಿಗೆ ತಿರುಪ್ತಿ ಯೆಂಗೋ
ಅಯ್ಯಮ್ಪ್ಸಾಮಿ ಭಕ್ತ್ರಿಗೆ ಶಬ್ರಿಮಲೆ ಯೆಂಗೋ

ಮಂಜುನಾಥನ್ ಭಕ್ತ್ರಿಗೆ ಧರ್ಮ್ಸ್ಥಳ ಯೆಂಗೋ
ಮಾದೇಸ್ವರನ್ ಭಕ್ತ್ರಿಗೆ ಮಲೆ ಮಾದೇಸನ್ಬೆಟ್ಟ ಯೆಂಗೋ

ಅವರೇಕಾಯಿ ಭಕ್ತ್ರಿಗೆ ಅವರೇಮೇಳಾ ಯೆಂಗೋ
ಬೆಣ್ಣೆ ಮಸಾಲೆ ಭಕ್ತ್ರಿಗೆ ಸಿ.ಟಿ.ಆರ್ ಯೆಂಗೋ

ಇಡ್ಲಿ-ವಡೆ ಭಕ್ತ್ರಿಗೆ ವೀಣಾ ಸ್ಟೋರ್ಸ್ ಯೆಂಗೋ
ಹಾಗೆ
(ವರ್ಲ್ಡ್) ಸಿನೆಮಾ ಭಕ್ತರಿಗೆ BIFFes ಕಾಣೋ

FALI S NARIMAN & AMEEN SAYANI

‘SIHI KAHI’ CHANDRU

Parents’, Uncles’, Aunts’, Cousins’ names are FILM NAMES

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Dore, Satya in Love, Mylari,
Prema Chandrama, Rudrathandava,
Meera Madhava Raghava,
Shankar Dada MBBS.

My father and his brother’s names have all been used as film titles.

And my father’s sisters’ names? An MNC firm has used it as an acronym.

KPMG: Kamalu, Parvati mattu Gayatri

Didi, AAP – Quit I-N-D-I-A

RAMKI BELLUR: YOUTUBE CHANNEL

Have added all the parody Songs on my Youtube Channel: RAMKI BELLUR

ರಾಂಕಿ ಬೆಳ್ಳೂರ್ ರಚಿಸಿ ಹಾಡಿರುವ ಅಣುಕು ಗೀತೆಗಳು !

Spoofs and parodies have always fascinated me since many years. Tried my hand in creating a few over the years.

My latest is related to the present HITS & MISSES by Congress government in Karnataka headed by CM Siddaramaiah & DCM DK Shivakumar, starting with the 5 Guarantees. There is a dedication to our dear CM Siddu.

There are a few parodies lauding Modiji’s government and, have dedicated one to Amit Shah too.

Have made some parodies related to India’s unbeaten run to the 2023 World cup finals and after India’s comprehensive defeat in the FINALS to the Aussies.

There are over a dozen parodies for FOODIES!

Have covered a range of topics in the parodies like Naughty school kids, Sringeri Guru Parampare, Dogs during Diwali, 70-hr work week and Professionals not getting Autorickshaw back home late night, CTR Hotel Anthem, Cows on streets, Bangalore Lovers’ anthem, Increase in Cigarette smokers, foodies getting stones while eating, FB & social media craze, Kannada version of ‘If you come today’, ‘Sigivem Kshanadali’ to Terrorists, Bangalore Garbage & Traffic issues, Cauvery problem, and Indian politics…

Since last few years, have been composing and singing Dairy Day Ice Cream anthems and tributes regularly. My bosses and colleagues enjoy it.

You will find Parodies on :
• State of the Nation during 2012
• Bangalore traffic
• Kaveri Water Dispute between Karnataka & TN
• Bangalore Garbage
• Facebook fad
• Congress Govt. headed by Siddu-DKShi [over a dozen parodies]
• Terror attacks
• 100% Kannada version of 100% English song
• Finding stones in food
• Cigarette smokers
• Cows in Bangalore city
• Dogs’ predicament during Deepavali
• Autos not available from office back home during late nights
• Naughty school kids
• Exhausting digital world; Bane of Deepfakes & digital apps
• Kid’s obsession with Mobiles, neglecting homework and studies
• Kannada names of James Bond Films
• Cows sitting near road medians in Bangalore

Cricket
• Cheering India for 2023 Cricket World Cup Finals
• After India comprehensively lost 2023 Cricket world cup

Foodies
• Dose
• Chaats
• Ice Cream
• Karnataka Food specialties

Anthems
• Bangalore City anthem
• BANDH anthem
• CTR Hotel anthem
• Dairy Day anthems/songs
• Tribute to Kannada Cinema
• Sringeri Guru Parampare Song based on Kalidasa’s works
• Dedication to CM Siddaramaiah
• Dedication to all foodies who love Karnataka cuisine
• Dedication to Chaats lovers
• Dedication to those for whom TREAT=DOSE
• Dedication to Sri AMIT SHAH
• Dedication to Sri Narendra Modiji

You can listen to the parody songs by visiting my Youtube Channel: RAMKI BELLUR !

ಮೋದಿ ನಮ್ಮವರು
ನಮ್ಮ ಮನೆಯವರು
Dedication to Sri Narendra Modiji
based on ‘Naanu Nimmavanu‘ [Purushottama], composed and penned by Hamsalekha
Original sung by Dr.Rajkumar

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Tomorrow Never Dies ನಾಳೆಗೆ ಸಾವಿಲ್ಲ
James Bond Film names in Kannada based on ‘Bisile Irali’ [Bettada Hoovu] composed by Rajan-Nagendra, with lyrics penned by Chi. Udaya Shankar
Original sung by Master Puneeth [Lohit]

ಅಣುಕು ಗೀತೆ ತಮಾಷೆಗಾಗಿ. ಕಲೆ ಎಂದಿಗೂ ಆತ್ಮತೃಪ್ತಿಗಾಗಿ.

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Visit: PARODY SONGS BY RAMKI BELLUR – post containing details of songs and audio versions

HUMOUR IN NEWS – 3

HUMOUR IN NEWS – 3
22.12.23
By RK Bellur

Telugu Fan: Where is the Earth?
Neel: In SALAAR System.
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Telugu Fan : You have a Geyser?
Young Rebel Star : No…Have installed SALAAR panel on terrace.
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SALAAR energy is prabhaas or radiation from Son capable of producing box office heat, causing reaction among fans, generating electric behaviour!

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Joothe nikalke rakh diya table pe – iska Press Sakshi hai…. aur yeh bhushan nahi ek press conference ka…

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Despite Covid Surge, Mask still not a must in Kerala – Ab kya chupaana! Inke muh bandh nahi kiya jaa saktha!

…And here in Bangalore, Man nabbed for masking number plate !

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Devegowda and family meet Modi – Now you know – he is a lambe race ka Gowda! Too early for a horse-trading?!

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Saravana to donate One lakh Laddoos – Lord Venkateshwara is wondering after reading the news – Now is this TA Saravana’s Laddoos or my laddoos?!

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AI control for 136 Traffic signals in Bangalore… earlier SI control…now AI control !

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AMID COVID SURGE, BHOOLOKA VAIKUNTA GETTING READY FOR VAIKUNTA EKADASHI 2023!

HUMOUR IN NEWS

HUMOUR IN NEWS – 2

ಕೃಷ್ಣಾರ್ಪಣ

ಕೃಷ್ಣಾರ್ಪಣ
ರಚನೆ: ರಾಮಕೃಷ್ಣ ಬೆಳ್ಳೂರು

ಎಪ್ಪತ್ತು ಮುಟ್ಟಿದರೂ ಅದು ‘ನ್ಯೂ’ ಕೃಷ್ಣ ಭವನವೇ
ತಿಂಡಿ ಪೋತರಿಗದು ಬೇಕಾದ ಸದನವೇ
ಕೃಷ್ಣ ಇದ್ದ ಜಾಗದಲ್ಲಿ ಏಳುವುದಂತೆ ಒಡವೆಗಳ ಮಳಿಗೆ
ಬರುವರು ‘ಮೂರೂವರೆ ವಜ್ರ’ ಕೊಳ್ಳಲು ಈ ಅಂಗಡಿಯ ಒಳಗೆ
ತುಳಸಿ ದಳ ಇಟ್ಟು ಬಿಟ್ಟರು ಹೋಟೆಲ್ ಗೆ ತರ್ಪಣ
ಒಡವೆ ಅಂಗಡಿಯೋ… ನ್ಯೂ ಕೃಷ್ಣ ಭವನವೋ, ಕೊನೆಗೆಲ್ಲ ಕೃಷ್ಣಾರ್ಪಣ !