HUMOUR IN NEWS – 2
20.11.23
By RK Bellur
Women, baby die after stepping on live wire in Bengaluru – and the name of the place ? Hope Farm !
Head breaks billion hearts – Usually Success goes to the head…but here, Head took the success!
Cummins surely must get a PAT for MARSHalling his resources and playing with full JOSH !
Kapil Says he wasn’t invited for the WC Final – he is talking like some of the relatives who expect invites for functions, where they can easily gatecrash!
Full page ad related to 6 months of illustrious achievements of Siddu govt – Size of Siddu and DK’s photo tells a tale…When the govt was formed, both their photos was in equal size… but today, after 6 months, DK’s is a passport sized photo while Siddu’s is bit more than a postcard size !
‘t was Indira Gandhi’s birthday, and INDIA lost the finals…remember they used to say INDIRA is INDIA… but seems INDIA does not have her blessings…[no, am not talking of the I.N.D.I.A alliance]
Many Indian players were seen crying after the debacle…When he hits he is RoHITman…but yday, he was ROhit….
Imagine your kid is performing on the big stage, and falters…but parents still encourage the kid…Today’s papers are full of such ads – Take a bow, Blues….Thank you for winning our hearts…#Roar for India…Great efforts Team India…
Which gas company did Rahul and Kohli promote yesterday? SHELL – both went into one and never came back !
Finally, Pat again on the back of Cummins for doing what parents and teachers can’t – He and his team kept us MUM for most of the time !
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HUMOUR IN NEWS – PART:1
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